"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Too much fruit and vegetables?

Demystify

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Is it bad to eat an excess amount of fruit and vegetables? Should I make a limit? I've been eating plenty of spinach and broccoli lately and it has been paying off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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immrtlwun

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If its been paying off, then why stop? It takes a lot to get too much of the nutrients in fruits and vegetables.
 

Demystify

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immrtlwun said:
If its been paying off, then why stop? It takes a lot to get too much of the nutrients in fruits and vegetables.
I said the spinach and broccoli have been paying off, not sure about the other ones because I don't eat them near as much, I've been eating spinach and broccoli much more often than usual and that's been paying off, but I'm not sure if fruit will do the same thing for me.
 

insidious

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It's bad to eat or drink an excess amount of anything.
With fruit and vegetables I think it's a matter of reaching the point of diminishing returns. Your body can only process a finite amount of nutrients, beyond that it expels. I'm sure if you eat some outrageous amount of this stuff, you'll probably even get a little plump. I seriously doubt you are humanly capable of reaching this point. :eek:
 

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i'm pretty sure that in the case of broccoli and spinach (along with lettuce, celery, green beans, and other fibrous veggies) it's hard to eat enough of any of them to get more calories than you burn processing it, unless you drench it in something high in calories.

but ya gotta define excess. of course excess is bad, by definition. but where's the limit? I think you get tired of such goodness long before it becomes badness.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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rudygee2

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I wouldnt worry too much about it caloriewise, but eating too much veggies and fruit could mess with your stomach a bit. When I havent eaten too many veggies and fruit in a while, and then I try and play catch up by eating abnormal amounts, man, do I **** alot. It can get painful.,
 

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In the book Lord of the Flies some of the characters were getting diarrhea from eating too much fruit and veggies. If you get to that point, simply cut back because my english teacher at the time verified it ahah.
 

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When I eat 10-15 servings of fruits/veges I to take like 4 craps a day...it can be pretty annoying when you're busy!

I think fruits/veges, in addition to having vitamins and minerals, have lots of different phytochemicals that must really help with metabolism. I feel so good after eating fruits/veges.
 
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