"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Felt like sending this to an old ex of mine,don't really care for her. I hope she makes good progress in life and i wish her the best because she was a good kid.

But something about imaging her being crumpled away and destroyed yet alive just makes me happy...

Anyway felt like sending this to her today, didn't and won't but the thought is oh so pleasing.

You know.. I want to say all kinds of deserving things to make you realize the kind of trash. And get that through your head. Trash. Make you realize the kind of trash you are. But in the end I figure why hinder your progress, your stupidity is already slow enough as it is and it occupies the same planet as me sadly.... In another life I suppose I would watch you die endlessly, tortured. Tortured till the last shreads of your brain die from the hopelessness that is the torture. Giving up. Losing all hope and dying. Only to start over again as I watch with a with a bottle of strawberry daiquiri and fries in my hands.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm not mad or angry, I'm pretty chill but god do I enjoy putting down a well written fvck you to someone who deserves it.

Feels better than sex.



And now. I shall be killed on this forum for that last comment :crackup:
 
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