"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok so i fell into this predicament unknowingly.

girl i've been gaming falls head over heels for me, she can't believe the way i make her feel blah blah blah. (no sex yet btw)

come to find out JUST NOW she has a bf long term but he's away on tour with his band til the 12th. she tells me she has never cheated and never even considered it but i make her feel extrodinary blah blah blah.

what do i do? let her experience her first "cheat" (although i find that hard to believe ha) or should i back down by principle?

if anything i'd only be looking for sex with her, so not sure if its worth any drama/headaches it might cause down the road if so happens.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hit it and hit it good! Bang her all night until she makes you stop because her pu$$y hurts.

That's what I'd do.
 
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If you escalate further and don't mess it up she'll be over with him by the end of the week. :up:
 
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