"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Tits and Hair

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I just came up with a theory. Hair length should be proportional to breast size. IOW, girls with big tits should have long hair, and girls with small tits should have short hair.

I've noticed that girls I've dated who've had small breasts look much much better when they have short hair. And girls I've dated who've hard large breasts look much much better when they have long hair.

Men, having no breasts, should keep their hair relatively short, compared to women. :cool:

What do you guys think of my theory? My bet is that somebody else has already thought of this.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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There are many chicks that have small knockers and long hair and they look hot. It doesn't really matter, everyone's look is different and there's no "all women who dress or keep their hair this way will always look good". :cool:
 
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You should keep your theories to yourself
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
You should keep your theories to yourself
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Uhhh. why?:confused:

If you disagree with it, just say so. Don't just say that it shouldn't be said.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Dominus
Uhhh. why?:confused:

If you disagree with it, just say so. Don't just say that it shouldn't be said.
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That was a polite way of staying it's the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Now look what you made me do, i hope you're happy, you made steven cry. It's gonna take me 5 hours to get him calmed down again. And it's all your fault
 
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Originally posted by Desdinova
So, this would also work for guys. Guys with small ****s should keep their pubic hair short to make it look bigger, right?

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Don't they already? :cool:

Sorry that my little theory seems to have upset everyone so much. I never knew you guys cared that much about hair... :rolleyes:
 
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It doesn't really matter that much to me but I do agree with your thought process.

Originally posted by Dominus
I just came up with a theory. Hair length should be proportional to breast size. IOW, girls with big tits should have long hair, and girls with small tits should have short hair.

I've noticed that girls I've dated who've had small breasts look much much better when they have short hair. And girls I've dated who've hard large breasts look much much better when they have long hair.

Men, having no breasts, should keep their hair relatively short, compared to women. :cool:

What do you guys think of my theory? My bet is that somebody else has already thought of this.
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Re: Re: Tits and Hair

Originally posted by Aztec
It doesn't really matter that much to me but I do agree with your thought process.
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Thank you. It doesn't really matter much to me either, but the idea popped into my head, and you guys were the first I thought of when I wondered who I should tell.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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interesting theory but as long as her legs and armpits see a razor regularly and she smells good and looks healthy they pass with me.
 
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I don't think there's any basis for this theory. I had a stint where all I dated was girls with short hair and their cup size didn't really have all that much to do with it.
 
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