"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tinder Photos: Deliberate Confusion

Stugots26

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I'm wondering if girls do this deliberately:

In order to get a guy to swipe right as quickly as possible based on the first photo they see on Tinder or an app like it, a girl posts a picture with a much hotter friend to confuse the guy as to whose profile it is in order to get the right-swipe (he'll think it's the hot friend).

I've come across too many instances of the above where it's a first photo of a hottie and a nottie and it's turned out to be the nottie's profile to believe this phenomenon is just coincidence. Thoughts? Do they really think we wouldn't figure that out?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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badboyjmm

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I guess those girls don't know that if we are just swiping right out of convenient, once we realize they are not looking as good as their first photo, we will just unmatch lol
 
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