"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Timing truly works wonders.

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So I'm sitting and eating lunch with my sister and her girlfriends and I notice this girl I know who I've been looking for since school started. She was walking down the lunch aisle to get some food, well I sort of read her and watched her every couple of seconds or so. Well, I needed to talk to her and so I tell the girls at the table to go to hell and that I'm gonna leave and so I anticipate where this girl is going to be headed to and so I leave the cafeteria and walk down the hall and stand there with a friend and we have a conversation as I hoped that she would walk by as she would undoubtebly notice me.

Well I was right and she walks through the cafeteria door with 3 nerds following her and I acted cool like I didn't even know she existed and then boom I get a tug on the shoulder and she's like
"Hey! Remember me!" and I responded and talked and fast forward through all the stuff she said and in the end I told her I had to go to my car and get something and so she was like "I work at this pizza parlor called Mama Mia's on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. You should come by and I'll make you a pizza."

I told her I was scared and that I knew that she was plotting on me. She punched me in the stomach and told me to come by her class during 7th hour which is now. But I'm not going. that would be retarded because my friend Dovn and me are gonna smoke some weed and play Madden 2006 in his bus in a few minutes and wait for his girlfriend to arrive so we can run a train on her..anyways long story short, sometimes the best way to approach is to use timing and little bit of anticipation to make things seem natural rather than sudden. Thats what I think anyways.,
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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good post, but a quick question : do you have to include weed in all of your posts? and why
 

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hahaha
You're funny, man. Keep it up.
 

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Haha, gave me a good laugh
I did thiso once, I spotted this girl I knew walking around a collegecampus during the summer(I was there for some stupid thing, and I guess there was a tennis camp(errr this was during the summer)) So I set up infront of the door that she would be coming through and talking with some of my friends she came in, I gave a quick glance acting like I jus heard the door or soemthing and keep tlaking to my friends, she walks past me and then jumps back and it like, "HEY!!" Then I talk to her a little then some dude that was kind of a nerd walked up and he apparantly knew her and was like, "Hi" and she said hi and then turned to me and ignored him, then I got invited to come watch her play tennis or even play her, but I didn't have the time so I had to decline.

Funny the way spotting someone and setting yourself up can effect them, they thought it was just a random meeting
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
my friend Dovn and me are gonna smoke some weed and play Madden 2006 in his bus in a few minutes and wait for his girlfriend to arrive so we can run a train on her
LOL trains are fun
 
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