"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Time to give the Little "Princess" an Earthquake

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charlezz said:
To emphasize, I cannot erect to any girls whom is just a "dead" beautiful corpse.

Any guys have experience like this? I feel a bit sucky
You didn't listen to backbreakers advice.

So the conclusion of this story is you didn't give this princess an earthquake let alone a tremor.

You could have tried to make her laugh as she lay there and told her you didn't know she was into necrophilia and asked if she was playing dead girl waiting for you to inject her with your hot, thick, embalming fluid.

Or pissed her off and taped a photocopy of the Koren girls face on hers and said: "Oh that's MUCH better now."

Methinks it's time you hit her with the LJBF speech and disappear then update your FB with a "Just made a nice new friend today."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

charlezz

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Actually sleeping with Betty is boring.. I find myself likin her lesser.. Maybe as of now.. I don't know
 

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Updates: got back to the hotel room and f-close her BUT I didn't ejaculate...
Lol, it's definately not my ****s issue; I perform well on other chicks.

Its Betty, found out that she used to be a lesbian and never had any "male" experience. After penetration, she is just laying on the bed while I penetrate, eventually, I decide to stop. Not sure yet.. Call me anything u want. But I just feel that it's a boring lay..

Is it a F close if there is penetration but no ejaculation?
 

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After the deed, she hide at the shower and seems to be crying. I was like "??????"

I decide to deliberately be AFC and started showing concern while STILL refraining from saying "like/love"
Shortly, she requested to go home, all emotional and moody, refusing to talk even a single word. I just pat her like a little girl, thinking that she's just emotional;

On the background, i followed backbreaker's advice and did not defuse the korean threat (HB8 not north. Korea nuclear lol) that may be why she's using sex to up her ante.

Honestly speaking, I am considering if I want to take Betty to the next level. But meanwhile, I will just get a cigarette and enjoy my achievement (not to forget the ejaculation problem embarrassment)

Good bad ugly, all laid out for you guys.
Comments are welcome
 
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