"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Time for that fun game of "Critique the Convo."!

clix

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Alright, so i'm pretty stable in my inner game now, and I think its time to start working on my outer game, so help me out by giving me some constructive criticism. This is to be read bottom to top, dont blame me, blame myspace. Also, this all started after she sent me a friend request.

i dno wuts my rank now but i do make time for everything. im like out everyday and i have basketball and now asb. im the girls athletic director ****. well ill think about hte assembly thing and ill give u some suggestions but for now im gna go and knock out. ill ttyl. adios.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 28, 2007 1:32 AM


top 10, damn. We got us a little bookworm here, don't we? What's your rank right now? Remember that you must also make time for ASB, you have to learn to balance your responsibilities!

Also, speaking of ASB, give me ideas for the welcome back assembly, because although welsh would LOVE to talk for 45 minnutes, i'd like some more interesting things

oh yeah, and what's your position in ASB?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 28, 2007 1:25 AM


ohh i see...well im taking 4 like last year. it shouldnt be that hard. plus competition is like crazy in the top 10!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 28, 2007 1:22 AM


Now just because I'm a genius doesnt mean I'm taking AP english. Senior year, i'm taking it easy seeing as how my lazyness in 9th and 10th grade ruined all my chances of getting into a UC college. How many AP are you taking next year?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 28, 2007 1:12 AM


lmaooo rofll ookk yeaaa...
btw hav u done AP english assignment?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 28, 2007 1:08 AM


hey, I know you're just dying to get to know me and all, but I really think we should take this slowly, I really think we should just be friends for now ;)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 28, 2007 12:35 AM


ohhhhhhh loll okay so now whos getting all ****y...lmao PLUS that doesnt mean anything...u still dont kno me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:47 PM


so you demand that I believe you that you're not demanding.....

And you'd be surprised how much I know about you.

Your name is HB8
You're a girl.
You have good taste in music, apart from the emo stuff.
You think Clix is awesome


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:35 PM


lol yea its not like u know me thattt well

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:03 PM


pff... you expect me to just believe that?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 27, 2007 10:49 PM


lmaoo sometimes.....not all the time though :] im not demanding in fact i think im the opposite

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 27, 2007 10:43 PM


oh wow, now you want me to trust you and all. You're a very demanding person. I bet as a kid you'd get everything you wanted and whatever you didnt get you'd cry untill you got it ;)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 27, 2007 9:25 PM


i was just kiddin chilll....
lol trust me im not ****y :]
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 27, 2007 9:12 PM


...you know, being over-****y isnt really a good thing, HB8, you really need to tone that down.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB8
Date: Jul 27, 2007 9:07 PM


lmaoo yeaaa lol i luv some of their songs...and plus u didnt hav to do much guessing i already did it WAYYYYY before u guessed hahaha

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Clix
Date: Jul 27, 2007 9:06 PM


... SOMEBODY thinks they're cool enough to send me a friend request. But hey, since you like Saosin and Incubus (especially Incubus), i GUESS you can.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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seems to me you're wasting time talking to her unless you never met her before. get a quick call with her on the phone then hang out in real life.

but thats just what i think.

and if u really had all your inner game you wouldnt be posting it here.
 

clix

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Well, she's a friend of a friend that i'm gonna have some classes with this year.
 
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