Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Tiger Woods Go The Shaft.........

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TIME AND TIME AGAIN.................if you are going to stray (cheat) learn how to conceal your tracks. Like most things in life, theres a skill set, failure to adopt th skills almost ALWAYS BLOWS UP and BITES YOU IN THE REAR END down the road. Now I am not advocating cheating or deception (cause I already wrote a few articles on CHEATING 101). So lets talk about KEEPING IT REAL TODAY................

Any time you are in the public eye, everything you say or do is subject to interpretation by the public. It’s the price you pay for fame. Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was forced to resign in September 2008 and it all began with some controversial text messages. The messages exposed he was cheating on his wife, then a domino effect initiated as he desperately tried to back peddle his way out. The deeper the media searched the more scandal they uncovered. He went to jail , a million dollar fine, reputation destroyed, disrespect from peers, trust issues with wife and kids, the other woman’s future career is tainted. Flashback to former President Bill Clinton or Tiger Woods in December 2009 and we see some similarities.

So what is to be learned from all this. If you ever are fortunate enough to reach star status, successful in the public service or date someone who is, be aware that the media is always present. If they look deep enough they will find some dirt on you. The media adores it when someone rich, famous or successful falters. On a more personal note, if you openly do something on the down low, friends and peers will begin to speculate based upon conjecture and formulate an opinion. Keeping it real and being genuine is much more appealing then misrepresenting yourself. Avoid stress and drama by being responsible…….sure it’s not as fun but in the end you have your dignity and respect. Failure to do so and you may be held accountable or worse face the repercussions for your actions.

I am quite sure the media will uncover more Tiger Trash very soon...........he was not the first and certainly won`t be the last celebrity who fumbled.

STICKY POINT-Avoid using any form of traceable media or just keep it real. Its so much easier when you are keeping it real.

Oh look for Related Tiger jokes to soon follow.............something along the lines of `hole in one, ball washer, shave a few more strokes off his game, etc.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yo Mods Can U Delete Only This Post.........compter Froze And Posted Twice
 

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COD said:
Oh look for Related Tiger jokes to soon follow.............something along the lines of `hole in one, ball washer, shave a few more strokes off his game, etc.
Is it true that he hit a fire hydrant and a tree. That would be an iron and a wood.
 

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whats the difference between a car and golf ball, tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 years. *rimshot*
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If cheating on your wife was a par four, Tiger birdied!
 
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