"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
this will not end well...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Dude's about to get his jaw ripped off.
My cousins have a pasture that butts up to my farm, and it's the only place they let their bull out. His dad was state champ in 2005. He gets the entire pasture to himself, he's a BIG sumb!tch and extremely aggressive. Hell, one time he got out and attacked a tractor I was driving lol. Every time he gets out, I call them and they drive up and beat him into submission WITH A PICKUP TRUCK before corraling him back to pasture.
These animals are huge, immensely powerful, and sometimes crazy. If you are ever in the company of a bull, always know where he is and don't turn your back on him.
My cousins have a pasture that butts up to my farm, and it's the only place they let their bull out. His dad was state champ in 2005. He gets the entire pasture to himself, he's a BIG sumb!tch and extremely aggressive. Hell, one time he got out and attacked a tractor I was driving lol. Every time he gets out, I call them and they drive up and beat him into submission WITH A PICKUP TRUCK before corraling him back to pasture.
These animals are huge, immensely powerful, and sometimes crazy. If you are ever in the company of a bull, always know where he is and don't turn your back on him.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
My family raises cattle and staying away from the bull is common sense. Bull fighting is like playing in traffic on an expressway just for fun.
Teflon_Mcgee
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backbreaker said:
Poetic justice?
MikeBrown30
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The bull's horny to win.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.