"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This one is to you guys who are amazed at just how cold hearted females can be....

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Purefilth

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Welcome to the real world. Man the fvck up.


^ Thats all you could say to him.
 

zinc4

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Hmmm....couldn't figure out if he really was a simp or if he was trying to compensate for cheating on her...i get the felling he cheated on her and she posted this for revenge....if he's not a simp than that is some great acting...
 

DonJuanabe

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Once again, the less you say the better off you are. It takes time and experience to learn but women do not respect weakness in a man, and this guy is showing major weakness. That he loves her is irrelevant because she cannot respect weakness and therefor cannot love him in return. Don't be that guy. Too bad he never thought of something called... NC.
 
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