This one girl keeps asking me if I'm gay.

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

prairiedog24

Senior Don Juan

Apr 4, 2009

My HB 9 "friend" often accuses me of being gay. She does it because I tease her about being in love with any one of the retards that often stalk her. She's a foreigner (eastern European), and foreign men... what the hell, they're freaks.

I told her that from now on every time she calls me gay I'll award her 1 point, and every time she reaches 10 I'll kiss her. The good news is that she doesn't call me gay nearly as often. The other good news is that sometimes she still does

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.