"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl squirts like CRAY!! And I love it.

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Here is the CORRECT answer. Her G-spot is where all of her vag lubricative fluid comes from. Most all women get at least a little wet. When a girl is turned on her g spot starts to leak. When the g-spot is stimulated it starts to over produce the lubricative fluid. It can fill and swell to the point where it has to release larger amounts. This is the squirt. Most women can squirt with enough of the right stimulation, but it usually takes a lot of time and effort. The squirters just have it easier.

I dated a squirter. It was the most annoying disgusting thing ever. It was cool the first couple times but then it sucked. Every 20 to 30 seconds she would need to throw me off of her so she could squirt. It would shoot anywhere from 3 to 7 feet across the room. The smell has a slight urine or cat spray aroma, that soaks into your home. I eventually set up a rubber inflatable mattress in the garage so I could mop up after. Then it got to point where i would only **** her in the shower or the ass.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Once a girl learns to squirt it will happen every time she has a large orgasm. My girl is a squirter. We have a pad on the bed and plenty of towels. Most of my girls have been squirters. They become very self consious during sex till they know how you will respond. They can also be very sexual when they know that you won't be freaked out by a wet spot.
 

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Mistic said:
Here is the CORRECT answer. Her G-spot is where all of her vag lubricative fluid comes from. Most all women get at least a little wet. When a girl is turned on her g spot starts to leak. When the g-spot is stimulated it starts to over produce the lubricative fluid. It can fill and swell to the point where it has to release larger amounts. This is the squirt. Most women can squirt with enough of the right stimulation, but it usually takes a lot of time and effort. The squirters just have it easier.

I dated a squirter. It was the most annoying disgusting thing ever. It was cool the first couple times but then it sucked. Every 20 to 30 seconds she would need to throw me off of her so she could squirt. It would shoot anywhere from 3 to 7 feet across the room. The smell has a slight urine or cat spray aroma, that soaks into your home. I eventually set up a rubber inflatable mattress in the garage so I could mop up after. Then it got to point where i would only **** her in the shower or the ass.
I don't think this is accurate. The vaginal moisture exudes from the walls of her vag, it doesn't come from one place like piss for example. And a squirter squirts from her urethral sponge, it's not the regular wetness women have when turned on.
 

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I have a genuine talent for squirting girls. First timers and experienced alike, I think I just have good anatomy ;)

Look into a product called the liberator sex blanket. It has a soft microfiber texture but it is completely 100% waterproof.

My GF last summer was the biggest squirter I'd ever seen and that blanket could hold a swimming pool's worth without soaking down into the bed. Personally, I think its hot as hell!
 

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Mistic said:
Here is the CORRECT answer. Her G-spot is where all of her vag lubricative fluid comes from. Most all women get at least a little wet. When a girl is turned on her g spot starts to leak. When the g-spot is stimulated it starts to over produce the lubricative fluid. It can fill and swell to the point where it has to release larger amounts. This is the squirt. Most women can squirt with enough of the right stimulation, but it usually takes a lot of time and effort. The squirters just have it easier.

I dated a squirter. It was the most annoying disgusting thing ever. It was cool the first couple times but then it sucked. Every 20 to 30 seconds she would need to throw me off of her so she could squirt. It would shoot anywhere from 3 to 7 feet across the room. The smell has a slight urine or cat spray aroma, that soaks into your home. I eventually set up a rubber inflatable mattress in the garage so I could mop up after. Then it got to point where i would only **** her in the shower or the ass.
I am with SgtSplacker on the disagreement with the above post. I disagreed with those post at the second sentence. There is no scientific proof that a "g-spot" even exists. So, I don't see how it's at all possible for squirt to originate from there. Even if there is a random area that can turn a woman on more than another area, there is nothing more to it that could produce liquid.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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PDubb75 said:
I am with SgtSplacker on the disagreement with the above post. I disagreed with those post at the second sentence. There is no scientific proof that a "g-spot" even exists. So, I don't see how it's at all possible for squirt to originate from there. Even if there is a random area that can turn a woman on more than another area, there is nothing more to it that could produce liquid.
Oh the doubters. The legion of squirters that have passed thru my door beg to differ.

You can feel that G-spot with your fingers. You can feel it swell up. You can feel it squeezing the bejesus out of your fingers/pecker when she lets it go.

And you can't help but notice the woman writhing in ecstasy, legs shaking, stomach quivering, stammering for more... and more and more!
 
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