"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This Chic Luvs Net Booty Calls

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Haha, wonderful. A girl who gets it without pretense. Wish more women were so unabashed with themselves.

I like her looks. Now, what's her Facebook addy? :D
 

Fausto

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A girl that looks like that can have as many men as she wants, over the net, or in real life.

Net dating caters to women more anyway. Post up a hot pic, and I'm sure the emails pour in.

I'm sure it's much easier logistically speaking for a girl that looks good to date over the net, as she can pre-screen to a certain extent until her heart is content.

I mean, what guy wouldn't want to hook up with a hottie like that, even if it's just a one time thing?

She can turn down or completely ignore any cyber "come ons" a hell of a lot easier than posting up at a bar and having to put up the ***** shield all night.
 

GoodboyBadboy

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I'm honestly disgusted with her. It just serves as further proof of the promiscuity of girls nowadays, irregardless if they're from the USA, UK or any other place.
I pitty the poor chumps who bother with getting worked up and emotionally attached to these kinds of sluts. Imagine marrying a girl like that and having her as the mother of your child? A truly disturbing thought.
 

Bible_Belt

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Imagine marrying a girl like that...A truly disturbing thought


She'd probably be bringing all sorts of freaky bisexual nympho chicks into your bedroom. You would be fvcking a different girl every weekend in a porno-style FFM threesome.

Yeah, that would be just awful. Who could live that way? :rolleyes:

PS - that article is obviously fake. Next week she will be banging Sasquatch.

PPS - I think my last girlfriend really has been with 200 guys. She doesn't need the Internet when there are bar parking lots.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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