1) A RESTRAINING ORDER IS NOT REALLY CONSIDERED A LOVE LETTER…..glad u kept it in a frame all this time though.
2) Dating someone who is bi-polar is not a threesome
3) TONS OF COLOGNE will not compensate for your lack of confidence
4) FAKE STICK ON TATTOO’S SHOULD ONLY BE WORN ON HALLOWEEN
5) IF YOUR UNDER 130LBS AND OVER 6 FEET TALL…….WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READS SUPER HUNK, STUD MUFFIN, FUTURE TROPHY BOYFRIEND IS NOT CONGRUENT.
6) CALLING HER 20 TIMES, LETTING IT RING 30 TIMES, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE IS HOME, NOT AVOIDING YOU, SHE IS STILL ALIVE, MAY NOT BE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN CONSIDERING LONG TERM……..OR A SECOND DATE.
7) TEXTING MORE THAN 300 CHARACTERS, EMAILS THAT EXCEED 2 PAGES, MORE THAN 3 VOICEMAILS IN 1 HOUR, DOES NOT COUNT AS BUILDING COMFORT.
8) VERY FEW WOMEN WILL FIND YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION EDUCATIONAL OR FACINATING.
9) FORMATTING HER HARD DRIVE IS NOT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY.
10) NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD PASTY WHITE…….get some sun.
11) A COIN PURSE IS FOR LITTLE OLD LADIES……gosh did I really need to explain this one…..and dude lose the Velcro wallet.
12) LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS FOR Hallmark……saying the L word before the waitress returns with your Rebull is the kiss of death.
2) Dating someone who is bi-polar is not a threesome
3) TONS OF COLOGNE will not compensate for your lack of confidence
4) FAKE STICK ON TATTOO’S SHOULD ONLY BE WORN ON HALLOWEEN
5) IF YOUR UNDER 130LBS AND OVER 6 FEET TALL…….WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT READS SUPER HUNK, STUD MUFFIN, FUTURE TROPHY BOYFRIEND IS NOT CONGRUENT.
6) CALLING HER 20 TIMES, LETTING IT RING 30 TIMES, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE IS HOME, NOT AVOIDING YOU, SHE IS STILL ALIVE, MAY NOT BE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN CONSIDERING LONG TERM……..OR A SECOND DATE.
7) TEXTING MORE THAN 300 CHARACTERS, EMAILS THAT EXCEED 2 PAGES, MORE THAN 3 VOICEMAILS IN 1 HOUR, DOES NOT COUNT AS BUILDING COMFORT.
8) VERY FEW WOMEN WILL FIND YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION EDUCATIONAL OR FACINATING.
9) FORMATTING HER HARD DRIVE IS NOT CONSIDERED FOREPLAY.
10) NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD PASTY WHITE…….get some sun.
11) A COIN PURSE IS FOR LITTLE OLD LADIES……gosh did I really need to explain this one…..and dude lose the Velcro wallet.
12) LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS FOR Hallmark……saying the L word before the waitress returns with your Rebull is the kiss of death.