"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There's too much junk on this forum

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Fortunate_Juan said:
I think I found a new Presidents assistant to the Presidents assistant in the department of redundancy department.

I know a way you can help reduce the "junk" on this forum. And that is not whine about stuff. If you want to go read the bible, do it. You don't need anyone's permission, you don't need to declare it from a mountain top. If you feel that the posts in this forum are useless... Don't read them. Problem solved.
priceless... i was thinking that exact thing.

posts like this are usually what makes up the junk here... most people like to talk about off-topic things.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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if you guys would stop fellating each other you would see that i have a point.
 
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