The_flying_dutchman
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So I'm guessing you're gonna enlist and make a difference then?Watawata said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
There is going to be war in Syria
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Ofcourse not. He is going watch the war on TV with popcorn and a soda with Black Dog.The_flying_dutchman said:
VikingKing
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I think the united states should stay out of other countries business, as long as it doesn't affect us very much. We should stop giving so much foreign aid. Focus on our own problems here.
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No, you don't. A handful of very wealthy/powerful Americans may effectively rue the world, sure. But the average lardass American who lives in some crappy, depressing midwestern town, spends his days slaving away at his boring, unfulfilling job and his nights drinking cheap beer, watching reality TV/football and getting berated by his fat wife does not rule sh*t.Black Dog said:
The average American citizen has been suppressed, brainwashed and stupefied by the corporate elite (by means of mass media and popular culture) to a point where he is now little more than a dumb, obedient animal who believes that he participates in the "democratic process" when he votes Republicrat and salivates at the prospect of maxing out his credit card to buy the latest shiny gadget from Apple.
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My God, I'm starting to think being Russian is the new cool.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/greenpeace...sts-ship-boarded-russians-105949328.html?vp=1
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/greenpeace...sts-ship-boarded-russians-105949328.html?vp=1
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Imagine if Romney got in? Bombs would already be flying.
As for the above link, OHHHH Mr. "I was tortured in Vietnam so make me president?" **** that con artist.
As for the above link, OHHHH Mr. "I was tortured in Vietnam so make me president?" **** that con artist.
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Hiz daddy was a pilot, so mcain gets special treatment, gets shot down bombing innocent people in namMalice said:
these people are psychopaths