The Ultimate Pick Up Artist At Work!!!!

[boulepiquante]

JUST HIT ON AN IDEA!!!
scene =in the street
characters = me and a walking HB
plot = seducing walking HB with the ultimate idea of screwing her !!!

ME do you know where the magic shop is? (ACTUALLY I AM A MAGICIAN )
HER yes down this way
ME actually i m organizing a fancy dress ball party at the weekend
do you think i shoud turn up as DRACULA or as myself ( i thought of wearing also a G w BUSH mask but i don t want want my good U S buddies )
HER bla bla ( what an intelligent gal !! but she s nice tits so
ME ( and this pure genius !! this is money if you ask me )
you are invited also !!! here is a pen and a piece of paper ( she writes down her digits )
if this is not genius at work chappies i put the key under the door ( as they say in FRENCH JE METS LA CLE SOUS LA PORTE

 

[superman2k6]

dude... put the key under the door

theres nothing ingenius about what you came up with. your gonna fake-approach a girl by asking her for directions, then you're gonna bring up a party and then invite her to it

very original einstein

 

[insidious]

That's PURE un-genius, wow, did you come up with all that yourself???

Seriously, this could fail for any number of reasons, first and foremost, it's DUMB.

Mr. Piquante, 2 things:

1) Don't try this at home. You could get hurt or find your swollen sense of cleverness shattered into thousands of pieces, and

2) Any chick who this works on is a waste of skin anyways and you get what you deserve.

Are you pulling our leg dude?

Besides David Copperfield, David Blaine & Harry Houdini (dead) aside, what magician ever gets laid anyways? Magicians are generally wacky, creepy guys and I would not try to score off my Magician Creds

Originally posted by boulepiquante
JUST HIT ON AN IDEA!!!

 

[boulepiquante]

MYSTERY

MYSTERY s a magician and he s the greatest PUA in the world
i plan to catch him up though

 

[insidious]

Re: MYSTERY

Originally posted by boulepiquante
MYSTERY s a magician and he s the greatest PUA in the world
i plan to catch him up though

LOL
Here's another scene dude:


ME next to an HB on her way into Petco
Hey let me show you a trick in the store
HER (beaming) Oh really?!!
ME charming yes!

We walk side by side into the store and I lead her to the rabbit cage

ME Look at this

I pull a rabbit from my ass and to my astonishment, she jumps my bones!

 

[boulepiquante]

kick ass trick from a friend

never performed that trick b4
i will give it a try today
thanx for the tip buddy

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

It'd probably be a better idea to do what Mystery does and that is just do some neat magic tricks while in a set rather than try ask for where the magic shop is. If you're a magician, you should have that info anyway! That's like a post man asking where the post office is!

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
It'd probably be a better idea to do what Mystery does and that is just do some neat magic tricks while in a set rather than try ask for where the magic shop is. If you're a magician, you should have that info anyway! That's like a post man asking where the post office is!

:crackup: that's funny, I don't care who you are!

Seriously though the p/u scene here is pure speculation and is hardly masterful. Nebraska is less corny then what I read here.

 

[DrBeard]

Can I come to the fancy dress party please? I'll come as Jimmy Smits!

 

[Tomatoes]

Ok. Before you try and say im wrong. YOu guys are right. This guy here prob has never seen a womens delecates....With a pickup like that anyways....

However I have a mate who is a magician and he uses that to get him women. It works very well. If you think about it. 2 reasons why he says he is sucessful is because he is confident. (You always see magicians going up to random people asking random questions and doing random tricks. If they do that. Asking a girl anything is a piece of cake.) Secondly a magician can grab the attention of everyone and anyone very easy with a trick. This works well with a group of girls. Then he can focus one.

As for the pickup at the start of this thread. I agree.... A 4 YEAR OLD COULD COME UP WITH IT.

 

[boulepiquante]

sex at the age of 4 !!!

a 4 year ol picking up on a 20 ish bird that doesn t make sense !! furthermore it s illegal for a 20ish girl to have sex with a 4 year old
what you ve just read was an exercise in humor
sure u could gained in reading more intellectual stuff or more challenging !! sorry buddies

 

[boulepiquante]

i meant ' you could have done better than reading my thrashy thread