"the taking a break speach"

[wh01987]

Hey i told this girl my friend wanted to know if she was single she said yes then said well we are taking a break and told me to tell my friend shes taken.. anyway i dont care if my friend has a chance in hell but what i want to know is do i have a chance? or does that really mean they will go back out

 

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

Huh?

 

[wh01987]

ok i will take my time typing..

Ok i went up to this really fine girl like a 9 or 10 and made up the story that my friend wanted to know if she was single even though he didnt. So she answered with yes im single then said well her and her boyfriend are taking a break. Then she smiled and gigled then a few seconds later said to tell my friend she is taken. So my question is do i have a chance with her? Oh and now its been a while and her and her boyfriend got back together but i think they broke up again. And one of her good friends said she thinks she enjoys my company and likes pizza so im poblly gonna take her for pizza..

Im probly gonna take her to lunch next weekn ne way , Anonomus out

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by wh01987
Ok i went up to this really fine girl like a 9 or 10

OMG, okay look. Firstly, I very much doubt that the girl is a "9 or 10", but thats just me. *cough* pedastal *cough*

And secondly, OVERANALYSING!

one of her good friends said she thinks she enjoys my company and likes pizza

WOW! Who cares?

Then she smiled and gigled

Holy sh*t! That must mean she likes you!

So yeah... sh*t, I dont even know what the question was anymore...

EDIT: Censoring.

 

[wh01987]

lol the question was do i have a chance with a girl who is on break from her bf .. ANyway she isnt on a damn pedistal shes that hot!! im seorus she must tan nude or somthing she gota perfect tan and nice legss daaahahaam and she still gotta sexy face

ROFL lol

 

[Ace of Spades]

Man, I hope your real-life conversation skills are better than your typing. With all those "lol's" and "rofl's" and those slang terms I'm thining you're having trouble expressing yourself. Also, whenver you post something that you think is funny, don't add a rofl or lol to it by yourself. Nobody laughs at their own jokes.

To answer your question, who gives a damn whether or not you have a chance with her???? Just ask and find out. Whether I think you have a shot or not is irrelevant, so just do it dammit!

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by Ace of Spades
To answer your question, who gives a damn whether or not you have a chance with her???? Just ask and find out. Whether I think you have a shot or not is irrelevant, so just do it dammit!

What he said!

 

[DJoneday]

I'm not sure if you're really hurtin for chicks or anything...but isn't it kinda screwing your friend over if you go out with the chick he asked you to check on for him? I mean if a friend of mine is into a chick, i make sure i at least have his consent before moving in...goin with the bros before hoes rule.

 

[SnatchJP]

No no no, he made up the thing about his friend, he's the one who is actually interested.

BTW, that move may have seemed smooth, but never use it again. Trust me, it makes you look worse in the long run.

Still, no point in giving up now. See if you can get her number. Good luck explaining away your friend!

 

[wh01987]

yeah sorry bout the lols.. damnit i say that too much online


And yes i made it up about my friend. But if she asks about it He does really like her so i could just stick with that story.

And i allready have her phone number.