"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The smell

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Another reason to wear what I call "come here girl" is because a woman will associate you with a sent, and will actually still be able to smell your scent and think about you long after you leave.

Women tell me this all the time, that after you left I could still smell you and was thinking about you. Or one of my girl friends told me I had your scent on me.

If you are seeing women for a decent amount of time, dont change too often, because you want her to think of you whenever she smells that smell.

ps. For all you dudes creeping, women sense of smell is way more acute then ours and yes they can and do smell another woman's perfume on you. Women will make sure they leave their smell on your on purpose if you are cheating with them, so always, always, wash before you go home, or once you get in. Make this a daily habit so when you out there is no suspicion if you are the creeping type.
 
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