"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The SLUT that Tiger Woods played

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Joslyn James, the pornstar chick who released all of Tiger Woods' text messages to her (that included alot of really dirty nasty things he said to her), had her first official interview with a sports radio station in Boston:

http://audio.weei.com/m/29947040/joslyn-james-porn-star.htm

She really p1sses me off! She sounds like a total victim during the whole 20 minute interview.....almost sounds like she is about to cry most of the time from the tone of her voice!

She also made an excuse as to why she released all of Tiger's dirty texts, but did not release any of her replies to his texts (she said her phone can only save Received messages, Sent ones get deleted.........BULLSHYT!!!!)

She also overall sounded like a typical moronic slut, who somehow fell in love with a married man who was just using her for sex, and of course Tiger told her everything that she wanted to hear in order to get laid, it's what a real player of women does.....and HELLO she is a PORNSTAR who has probably had sex with 100's of men for $$.........and she thinks that a married celebrity LOVED her???

She is a moron, she is a slut, she is playing the victim card, and she is a complete idiot.........agree?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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He should have stuck with regular high class escorts. At least they dont git it twisted.
 
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omg....this b!tch is stupid funny

-no it wasn't about who he was ....lmao
-nooo my phone doesn't save sent text messages
-nooo i didn't encurage all that rough sex talk between us (coming from a porn star)
-then the ***** plugs her site....
and that's where i turned this b!tch off.
 
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She made me lol

someone cannot be that dense.

and people are dense if they believe her
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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damn he nailed her? she's hot as hell.
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disagreed, I looked on freeones.com at naked pics of her. *shudders*

Don't like fake t!ts and it is a deal breaker for me personally.

- comic_relief
 
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Agree with Rescue Mission. This woman knew exactly what she was doing. Now she'll probably get a reality show called Texts For Sex. Funny thing is, that there are tons of morons who would actually watch a show like that.
 
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freeones.com is the best free site. tiger woods is just as dumb for talking to this b!tch.
 
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man the breast job is not good. this just goes to prove that even though you are famous and have money he still had to pay thousands of dollars for it.
 
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thedude4242 said:
man the breast job is not good. this just goes to prove that even though you are famous and have money he still had to pay thousands of dollars for it.
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Typical American. American guys LOVE older trampy women. Hookers and strippers are all the rage in America. My God, America is SO different from most of the world. Thank God I left that Hell!!!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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whatever, i'm not going to sit here and pretend i'm too cool for school or something. if i were single and i ran into her in a club i'd fvck the dog**** out that woman
 
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She's ugly and trashy looking. But she's probably very nasty in the bedroom.
 
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you guys apparently have not seen that naughty America episode where she takes it from two guys... wow.
 
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Oh, yeah!

Empowered women! There's nothing wrong with me, I only slept with a married father of two! No big deal! I'm perfect! I even took three guys at once with out even flinching! That's talent!

I'm an actor! And I believe that I believe in what I believe in believing that I believe in what I believe because you do not believe in what I believe therefore you're all a bunch of criminals!

It was never about the money! I swear! I swear! Guys, I swear!!!!
Wait, wait.... For a million dollars you say?

I'm Joslyn James, thanks for listening, guys!

.... Did I do it right?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't think she is really wanting to get revenge on Tiger, but rather to milk this for all it's worth and convert it into cold hard cash, pub, and press.

And the funny thing is, she doesn't really seem to realize how manipulative she is.

For example: the hosts asked her: 'Well, if you really did have Tiger's baby, why not keep it? It's like an American Express gold card for you.'

She replies: 'I don't believe in hurting a child like that.'

The host then says: 'Ok, so you decided to then ABORT the child instead. How is that any better?'

Then you can see her mind racing as she tries to reconcile what she just said. So she follows on with: 'Oh I don't believe in raising a child in THAT kind of relationship.'

Girls suffer from cognitive dissonance.

Us guys, if we lie or cheat, we KNOW we are doing it, but we do it anyway.

For girls, they just make up some excuse and they ACTUALLY believe it.

Can you really blame a girl for that? Can you really expect girls to be honest all the time?

The best way to treat girls is like children.

Have you ever confronted a girl on her BS? It's hillarious, they all of a sudden go into a shock, as they quickly try to come up with something that FITS their lie.
 
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Rescue Mission said:
Joslyn James, the pornstar chick who released all of Tiger Woods' text messages to her (that included alot of really dirty nasty things he said to her), had her first official interview with a sports radio station in Boston:

http://audio.weei.com/m/29947040/joslyn-james-porn-star.htm

She really p1sses me off! She sounds like a total victim during the whole 20 minute interview.....almost sounds like she is about to cry most of the time from the tone of her voice!

She also made an excuse as to why she released all of Tiger's dirty texts, but did not release any of her replies to his texts (she said her phone can only save Received messages, Sent ones get deleted.........BULLSHYT!!!!)

She also overall sounded like a typical moronic slut, who somehow fell in love with a married man who was just using her for sex, and of course Tiger told her everything that she wanted to hear in order to get laid, it's what a real player of women does.....and HELLO she is a PORNSTAR who has probably had sex with 100's of men for $$.........and she thinks that a married celebrity LOVED her???

She is a moron, she is a slut, she is playing the victim card, and she is a complete idiot.........agree?
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damn dude. you really fvcking figured it all out. SOMEONE GO TELL HARVARD!!! Rescue Mission has discovered that Porn Stars are slutty, idiots!!! OMFG. WHAT A FVCKING breakthrough!!!!:rolleyes:
 
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If I know Tiger Woods skills and talents over the years on the coarse he used his 8 iron to drive that baby...while drivin' with an 8 always kicks up what we see now the dirt.

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