The Perfect Opener ?

[ALPHAROMEO]

i ve red somewhere that one of the best way to approach a woman is to walk up to her her and say

"2 secs i ve got to buy her a presie for her birthday sshe s quite bright do you think i should buy her a doll or a her firtst encyclopedia ?

WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK GUYS I REALLY CAN T SEEE MYSELF STOPPING WOMEN ON THE STREET AND ASKING SUCH A q?

WHY

because it s completely incongruent unatural if you want

so what s your take on the above ?

 

[Chickfight]

Do you not know how to form a coherent sentence?
If you walk up to a girl and say THAT, she'll probably pepper spray you and kick you in the nuts.
As for the indirect opener. I've honestly never done one in my life. I just don't feel it. However, lots of people have success with it, because it lets you get under their radar. The most important thing about the indirect opener is to successfully bring in attraction after you've opened and not just have a friendly conversation.

 

[Huffman]

i ve red somewhere

I've read somewhere that the earth is a disk.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

So is this a troll?
Just by that post I can tell that this is someone that is scared of being himself on an internet forum.
Also, you shouldn't be using many openers or lines, techniques or anything. Just say whatever you like. It's not what you say, it's the delivery. Being, not doing. The self always comes through.