"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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By the resoning on this F**cking awesome forum i reckon the perfect DJ would be a cross between:

JOEY -from friends

STIFFLER - from american pie

JAMES BOND - speaks for itsself


AFC wise:

Chandler and ross from friends.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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All fredie prince jr films are AFC.
 
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All fredie prince jr films are AFC.

Hugh Grant in About a Boy is a gd DJ.
 
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i love stiffler and i often try to be like him, anyway i'm sure he wouldn't attract any lady in reality
 
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Stiffler?

What? Are you serious?
Thats not how a DJ should be at all. He's an irritating, immature idiot. Notice how nobody really likes him & are annoyed by him? The third film showed how much of a loser he had become in real life after college.

Joey? no. Just.. no.

James Bond is a great example. Especially Pierce Brosnan.
Infact, have you seen "The Thomas crown affair"? Pierce is pure DJ in that film.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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