"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The No-Touch Orgasm

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I have just stumbled upon something absolutely incredible.

I, along with many others, have always struggled with Premature Ejaculation. What I have learned after multiple hours of research and every "trick" possible, is that premature ejaculation is 100% mental. No cream, no imagining terrible images...nothing really works aside from rewiring your brain chemistry.

It's all in your head. We let ourselves get so aroused by mental images, or "fantasies", that we ejaculate in a matter of minutes (or seconds on a bad day).

Say you are making out with a HB 9.5--- a woman that intellectually and physically turns you on. Just touching her lips gets you aroused, and there is little you can do to control this, it is our nature. Now, if you are like many of us, you want to last as long as possible. To be a 3-hour man.

To have god-like stamina you need mastery over your penis.

No "trick" or pill will ever allow you to master your penis, and just like exercising, you must practice to achieve excellence.

It's not easy, in fact it can take up to seven or eight times to actually work. But if you succeed, you will BE AMAZED. I have adopted this from "How to Drive Your Woman Wild In Bed" by Graham Masterton, I highly recommend this book to everyone. The exercise is mentally and physically draining but I can safely say this was the best orgasm that I have ever had from "masturbation".

I suggest any man that needs help controlling his d!ck should try this trick.

Anyway, on to the exercise itself:

Take an hour free (only needed 15 mins) and assure yourself that you will not be bothered. Sit comfortably and take a minute or two to clear your mind, relax yourself by breathing deep and relaxed. After feeling fairly relaxed, start to listen to how your body works. Concentrate on feeling the heartbeat, listen to your breathing pace. Then start picturing in your mind your most hidden erotic fantasy.

Do not have any inhibitions and watch out for the smallest details. You are not aloud to stroke yourself, but can hold below the head of your penis. Pay great attention about what happens to your body. Significant changes will be made; sensitivity will increase in many places, breathing pace will change considerably. You will feel warmer in some places, your heart will pound harder.

Even though you will find it difficult not to touch yourself, try to temper yourself as much as you can. The answer of your body must be coordinated by your mind. You will see that, given the intensity of your fantasy, ejaculation can be postponed or rushed.

Try to control your body as well as you can, focusing on bringing the breathing back to how it was. Do not expect to be able to succeed from the beginning. It takes some time and a lot of focusing to be done. Nevertheless, the benefits of this "exercise" are worth-while: stronger orgasms, the possibility of reaching multiple orgasms, postponing ejaculation.

Let me know how it goes for you guys! This was an incredible experience for me and I hope it can help some other DJs!
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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