The MILF I fvcked smokes crack!

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

tyciol

Don Juan

Feb 19, 2005

Originally posted by alboh
OK! Stop beating up on this guy! I'm sure he already feels bad enough with you guys going all moralistic on him. We've all done idiotic things. Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone and all that...

What I'm worried about is that this woman is a mother, having sex with different guys and smoking crack. That part about her 11-year-old daughter walking in and seeing you two sent chills up my spine. Not that I'm trying to come down hard on you bro, but I hope her kids don't end up messed up.

What part? I don't remember reading that...

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.