The best sex...I don't remember!

[PRMoon]

I went to on of my girl friends houses last night to chill out and watch some movies and just chill. I hadn't eaten and neither did she so we went out and got some pizza and brought it back to her place. It's her sisters house, and she just left with her hubby for hawaii so the house was all my girls. When we got back she offered me a drink because there's a wine vault that had some assorted other drinks too. I see a full bottle of skyy vodka and go to town. I make a screw driver (cause ther's no club soda available) then another and another. I remember watching the first movie and even though she put on the second one, i only remember parts of it. We were making out a bit and I was getting pretty hammered. The last thing I remember was the second movie ending, then i woke up the next day, naked in her bed. I'm thinking "wow, i'm gonna try to nail her right now" and i started making out with her and she's like "back for more huh?" I was startled cause i figured i was too drunk to have sex the pevious night and she walked me through the rest of the night, detail by dirty detail. She said I tore it up after the second movie and she was dead tired but she'd go again.

I totally blacked out and didn't remeber any part of the sex she described but according to her it was fantastic. Part of me thinks she's stroking my ego, but most of me doesn't care :crackup:

Good times, thought I'd share.

 

[DJDamage]

Good times, thought I'd share.

Good times? you don't even remember the good times, hell I rather remember bad sex then not remember having one.

Do you think that you were in control enough to roll a jimmy hat on? because probably not..... see at this point in time I would be more worried about her being pregnant or catching an STD which wouldn't be such good times. To each his own.

 

[PRMoon]

Not that serious DJD.

She's on the pill
We both get STD checks. I get mine evey six months.

Good times...i think...i dont' really remember.

 

[lebRambo]

congratulations, you bragging son of a b*tch

haha, funny stuff dude

 

[mrRuckus]

Drinking stories?





I hardly ever drink (maybe once a month now and even then usually not much) but there's this party at the "tiki bar" here on it's opening day every year that has over 10,000 people who flood the streets so i said to hell with it and threw caution to the wind. This occurred last friday.

I remember just about nothing from 5-10pm that night. I've never blacked out that much before. And it's pretty damn rare i black anything out even in my college days. I'm much more sensible now.

The funny part is that i accidently ran into a girl i had lunch with for the first time the day before. All i remember is her coming up to me and nothing else.

According to her I did the following:

B1tched that my stupid ex wouldn't stop txting me because the sex with me is better than her current guy. Several times. In a row. Then showed her the texts.

Screamed at her dumb friend that she says "like" "way too fvcking much." *unintelligible continuation*

Had this exchange with another of her friends:
Girl: I got 5 guys to kiss me on the cheek
Drunken Me: you had 5 d1cks on your cheek?!
Girl: no, kisses!
Drunken Me: *top of my lungs* it doesn't make any fvcking difference! *unintelligible rant*


Of course, i think these things are sufficient reason for a girl to get turned off, but i realize how little i really know about women and i get a message from her tonight asking if she could "bring a movie over." Since when does "scream at and ridicule my friends" = "sex me, please?"


Oh how i've missed you, mrDrunkRuckus. Now, get back in your box, fool.

 

[mrRuckus]

Question for the thread.

How many of you have fallen asleep/passed out in the middle of getting head?

What was the fallout?

 

[Scorched]

Not remembering?!
Boooooo!

So since you tore her up...
You've got access to that tang at least weekly right?

 

[PRMoon]

I MIGHT have had sex with her. Honestly black outs are along the same lines as concussions. After you've had on, it gets easier and easier to have others. Your body is in a state of emergancy and is trying to repair the poisoning so sacrificing memory happens a bit.

If only i would of had something to help me stay sober....hmmmm

 

[sav]

I MIGHT have had sex with her. Honestly black outs are along the same lines as concussions. After you've had on, it gets easier and easier to have others. Your body is in a state of emergancy and is trying to repair the poisoning so sacrificing memory happens a bit.

If only i would of had something to help me stay sober....hmmmm

less booze?

 

[Vulpine]

I tend to go into "punisher mode" when I'm drunk. Like, I blackout and turn into my superhero alter ego that puts a hurt on every hole a chick has... and sometimes a second chick's holes as well. Unfortunately, I only tend to remember glimpses, if that.

Odd as it may seem, I always get a rubber on. Like brushing your teeth and taking your contacts out before bed (both of which I manage to do when I'm fall-down drunk), some things are just so habitual that they just become a reflex. Like, driving a manual transmission - you don't even realize you are shifting after a while unless you pay attention.

And, it's also unfortunate that women who have met "The Punisher" TRY to get me drunk... a lot.

What's not unfortunate is when a friend of a woman who has met "The Punisher" accidentally lets the expression "The Punisher" slip out in a conversation. Like, um... how did you hear about that?

Question for the thread.

How many of you have fallen asleep/passed out in the middle of getting head?

What was the fallout?

I have.

Um... none of the women were exactly "happy" about it. But, I smooth it out. It usually goes like this:

HB: WTF! Were you just sleeping.
V: *scratch, yawn* Mmm-hmm.
HB: OMG! You totally fell asleep?!?! I must really suck. I can't believe you were SLEEPING!
V: Really suck? I get it. Naw, it was just really relaxing. Are you over it? Shall we continue?
HB: Nah, forget it.
V: mmm... nighty-night then. *rolls over and goes to sleep for real*