"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Best method for impressing an hb7, 8, or 9.

Poonani Maker

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Looking back to about 2 months ago, Fvck a 5, 4, or even 3, the SAME day, preferably a few hours before meeting up with the hot girl. When we met up that day, I'd just come fresh off of a fvck of a nasty 3 (You don't Know until you get her clothes off - she had major stretch-marks, smelled, was short, rough skin - it was AWful, God awful, but I fvcked her anyway and she loved it (the Best-looking guy she's probably ever had, not a brag just a diss) and wanted me to go with her to meetup with her friends for dinner - I'm like, "Sorry, I have to run..." She looked kinda like Anna Nicole in the face, but fatter and shorter, a sloth, slow moving around the bed, quiet shy talking, lazy, VERY insecure - that's how I was able to fvck her so fast.

Anyway, I ended up fvcking the 7-8 later on that night too, and she was ALL over me from my second time in person with her. To this day, she's been emailing and texting me to see me again, it went so well that night, and I Could Do No wrong. It MUST have been the after glow having just fvcked a girl (no matter how fugly or sickening). I intend to use the ug as the "primer" for being in the presence of the hb in the near future if I can. This is the best way to make a 1st or 2nd impression. It's an aura you can't quantify or grasp, it's just there and she scoops it up like ice cream.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PapiChulo

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You are reaching a whole new level of DJhood.

Its very much conceivable that it does create this particular state that ladies pick on.

I puked a little into my mouth while reading the first juicy part. lol.
 

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Wow, a 3?? I dont even have a 3 in my inner scale..

You should get a medal!
 
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