"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Answer to "Do You Own or Rent?" is "Goodbye".

Down Low

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Typical Ugly American. Usually it's "what line are you in?" (re: "how much money do you have and how do you get it?").

No stranger has any right to even ask about my personal finances. It's just rude.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm in Australia and we haven't even gone through a real property crash yet, just a long slow stagnation, and this is despite us having some of the least affordable housing in the world - basically due to government screwing with the supply AND demand sides of the market. People (by which I mean men) are slowly starting to question the assumption that they MUST "own" a home - it's long, long, loooooong overdue. Having said that, I'm yet to hear a single woman express a shred of skepticism about the cult of home ownership.
 
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Wilko said:
. Having said that, I'm yet to hear a single woman express a shred of skepticism about the cult of home ownership.
And you never will.

A house is a major cash prize a woman stands to gain 99% of the time after a divorce.....men play checkers, women play chess. Women know the relationship game is stacked in their favor and they need to find just the right man to cash out on before their looks (age 18-28) fade. A stupid, handsome, rich man is the perfect mark.

men are naive and retarded when it comes to understanding the true nature of women....i mean look at ocho cinco...that moron goes and marries a known gold digger (basketball wives, antwoine walker) and then gets his azz divorced...even ray charles could see she was a pure opportunist.

while men are thinking of a way to get that azz, women are trying to get that cash
 
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