buckwheat18
Don Juan
haven't been here in awhile, glad to see that sosuave was open to my idea and put a glossary section up in the bible. Nice touch now we can direct newbs to it lol. Nice job guys.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.