"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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THAILAND. Looking for wings for August.

Hot Ice

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Instead of Rome, I'll be in Thailand in August.
Two weeks in 5 stars Hilton... oooohh boy! :p


Any DJ's around Hua Hin within that time??
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LOLOLOL!!! Are you KIDDING ME DUDE?




Every SINGLE Thai in Thailand knows why you 'Farangs' (Gwai-lo, Gajin, what-have-you...) go to Thailand. It sure isn't to "improve one's game". :D Most go the '$20 dollar Thai bargirl' route - why bother wining and dining when for the price of a meal, you can get a girl to suck your balls and give you a rimjob all night?



Yep, it's disgusting.... but that is why white dudes go to Thailand. :p Fvck any other "excuses" they have for going there.
 

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Hhahahahhahhah!!!!!!










True.


But I ain't kidding about going to Thailand.
It's just a vacation to improve my game... :eek:
I ain't going because of those 20 dollar bargirls... I'm not.
Believe me.

OKOK! you caught me! I confess. I'm just a sad nerd who wants some action for first time in his whole life. :(
It would be also cheaper to lay there since girls back home are so expensive. Worth going there to get it!



Heh. Seriously I'm going there to get some tan and buy redicilous cheap stuff.
I ain't into Asian chicks anyway. It's like every 50th asian model chick is good looking to me. If I'm going to lay a chick there it'll prolly be another foreign tourist.

I agree it's disgusting that white guys go several places in the world to get some cheap poontang when they can't even get it back home while it's free there.. :rolleyes:
 
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