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Master Don Juan
Knowledge is power.
Alright.
Time for some lateral thinking gentlemen!
Before now, were you happy? No.
What made you happier? A little green pill? The anti-afc fairy? No, it was the application of knowledge.
THE APPLICATION OF KNOWLEDGE!
Ah, this will be something you will grow to love. The reason you are going to have a ****ing great life now is because of those big red words above. It's what lets underdogs beat naturals, Arnold beat the newer, bigger terminators- to speak.
Lets re-cap, it's been a while (sorry about that). You have less bad habbits, a job, and a board on your wall with things to do on it. Congratulations, you have a long way to go.
The thing is with this site, it's not just grasping new concepts, it's remembering old ones too.
School is one. "Cool kids don't like school!"- sound familiar? Somewhere along the line, failing at school bacame socially acceptable. For a Don Juan, it is not. Yoo fink tawkin like dis mate an getting Us for awwwwwwl yo examz makez yo da "raddest" kid round ere? No. It means you get the honour of serving people like me Big Macs. Let's continue...
I'm not going to give you a revision plan here, or 101 ways to cheat your way through to uni, but I will help re-kindle your enthusiasm for school. Let me lay something down for you, I'm not that smart- IQ speaking. I'm sure most guys are far more "clinically clever" than me, but I am doing very very well. You HAVE to be ****ing doctor-certified mentally impared to fail at school and it not be your fault.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP.
---What crap?
THAT "I CAN'T DO SCHOOL" CRAP.
---B-b-but I can't do school...
Oh really...didn't you say you couldn't "do" girls?
---...
Follow the train of thought here-
You say you can't "do" girls.
You learn to "do" girls.
You do girls- check it, no ""ing there.
You say you can't do school
You learn to do school
You do school.
It seems tough? C'mon, learning some concepts and applying them? Does that sound tougher that the effort required to make yourself attractive to another human being and have the wit, charm, and balls to get somewhere with them?
Your teachers are us, your books are the DJ Bible, the exams are the cold pick ups and the ***** is money and fulfillment. The motivation to get off your ass and put in the effort comes from you, as always.
School isn't optional, it's an opportunity. You grasp it and you're closer to where you want to go, you don't and...well you can only lose so many opportunities, so many lives before it's game over...
As I said, now it's your job to get out there, get the help from your teachers, and work to get your grades up to an A.
Don't take anything personally though. You get a U, it's because your essay was wrong, it's not because of the teacher. You ask them how to make it better. It's just like getting rejected, you push forward or you fall by the side.
Intellegence is just like getting good with girls, it is an equal part of what makes someone a Don Juan, it is NOT a "side thing". There 3 final points I can give you: First, watch out for exams, it tends to be everything that rests on them, so plan ahead and revise. Second, when it comes to chosing subjects you like, try to keep doors open for yourself, but don't base your subjects around what you want to do at uni/ for a job, choose what you like and base your future around them. Third, if it really is the school that is getting on your tits, change. For some unknown reason, single sex grammar school life didn't agree with me
, so I changed to state school mixed. Very happy now. Moral of the story, whineing gets you nowhere, changing gets you out
Anyway, best of luck for everyone taking classes, especially those taking AS and A level exams this year! (You're gonna need it!)
Next: Vices of the Teen Juan
Alright.
Time for some lateral thinking gentlemen!
Before now, were you happy? No.
What made you happier? A little green pill? The anti-afc fairy? No, it was the application of knowledge.
THE APPLICATION OF KNOWLEDGE!
Ah, this will be something you will grow to love. The reason you are going to have a ****ing great life now is because of those big red words above. It's what lets underdogs beat naturals, Arnold beat the newer, bigger terminators- to speak.
Lets re-cap, it's been a while (sorry about that). You have less bad habbits, a job, and a board on your wall with things to do on it. Congratulations, you have a long way to go.
The thing is with this site, it's not just grasping new concepts, it's remembering old ones too.
School is one. "Cool kids don't like school!"- sound familiar? Somewhere along the line, failing at school bacame socially acceptable. For a Don Juan, it is not. Yoo fink tawkin like dis mate an getting Us for awwwwwwl yo examz makez yo da "raddest" kid round ere? No. It means you get the honour of serving people like me Big Macs. Let's continue...
I'm not going to give you a revision plan here, or 101 ways to cheat your way through to uni, but I will help re-kindle your enthusiasm for school. Let me lay something down for you, I'm not that smart- IQ speaking. I'm sure most guys are far more "clinically clever" than me, but I am doing very very well. You HAVE to be ****ing doctor-certified mentally impared to fail at school and it not be your fault.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP.
---What crap?
THAT "I CAN'T DO SCHOOL" CRAP.
---B-b-but I can't do school...
Oh really...didn't you say you couldn't "do" girls?
---...
Follow the train of thought here-
You say you can't "do" girls.
You learn to "do" girls.
You do girls- check it, no ""ing there.
You say you can't do school
You learn to do school
You do school.
It seems tough? C'mon, learning some concepts and applying them? Does that sound tougher that the effort required to make yourself attractive to another human being and have the wit, charm, and balls to get somewhere with them?
Your teachers are us, your books are the DJ Bible, the exams are the cold pick ups and the ***** is money and fulfillment. The motivation to get off your ass and put in the effort comes from you, as always.
School isn't optional, it's an opportunity. You grasp it and you're closer to where you want to go, you don't and...well you can only lose so many opportunities, so many lives before it's game over...
As I said, now it's your job to get out there, get the help from your teachers, and work to get your grades up to an A.
Don't take anything personally though. You get a U, it's because your essay was wrong, it's not because of the teacher. You ask them how to make it better. It's just like getting rejected, you push forward or you fall by the side.
Intellegence is just like getting good with girls, it is an equal part of what makes someone a Don Juan, it is NOT a "side thing". There 3 final points I can give you: First, watch out for exams, it tends to be everything that rests on them, so plan ahead and revise. Second, when it comes to chosing subjects you like, try to keep doors open for yourself, but don't base your subjects around what you want to do at uni/ for a job, choose what you like and base your future around them. Third, if it really is the school that is getting on your tits, change. For some unknown reason, single sex grammar school life didn't agree with me
, so I changed to state school mixed. Very happy now. Moral of the story, whineing gets you nowhere, changing gets you out Anyway, best of luck for everyone taking classes, especially those taking AS and A level exams this year! (You're gonna need it!)
Next: Vices of the Teen Juan