"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Talking to a smooooking hot chick on MSN

donjuanapprentice01

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Ok, I recently met a SMOOOOOOKING hot chick online. we chatted for a few times, today she shows me her pic. she is smoking.

She live far from me though, but I'd still like to flirt with her. But, I have not done it over MSN messenger.

Any tips? Thanx!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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mattathensga

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ROFL.... yea, send ME her address, I'll go pick her up, and bring her to you..... LOL.... I have NOOOOO shame.


honestly... travel aint that Bad, dude.... its ALWAYS helpful to have an out of town Booty call, its like a vacation, with Benefits!

IF she's as hot as you say, make an attempt to go see her... that alone will impress her... it says in ********, " You're so hot I dropped everything in my life just to see you in person"..
rent a car, hitchhike.... GET there. Move there, whatever... either that or find a hot chick in your neighborhood... sometimes a good woman is WORTH the trip.
 

reyalp

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then again, sometimes she's not worth the trip

lol
 
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