"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Surviving Marathon Sex

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lots of oral
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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JoeMarron said:
Lol..noted. I suppose its a form of putting the pvssy on a pedestal, going out of your way to satiate a high libido. It's hard not to keep indulging when mouth watering meals keep getting placed in front of you though.
I've met my share of women who others would regard as "freaks" or "nymphos" but nowhere near to what gets described around here sometimes. It's actually quite frustrating. Then again if something sounds too good to be true then it probably is. Or perhaps some of these men are secretly gay because I really don't understand them and their pvssy rejecting ways. When you guys find more of these mythical women be sure to let me know.
 

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C-quenced said:
I've met my share of women who others would regard as "freaks" or "nymphos" but nowhere near to what gets described around here sometimes. It's actually quite frustrating. Then again if something sounds too good to be true then it probably is. Or perhaps some of these men are secretly gay because I really don't understand them and their pvssy rejecting ways. When you guys find more of these mythical women be sure to let me know.
I should add some context to the situation. The chick I'm referring to lives out of town so the only time she gets the d is when she visits. I imagine she'd be much more tame if this weren't the case. Find yourself a long distance fvck buddy, give it to her like she's never had it before, then whenever she's with you she wont be able to resist getting as much as she can.
 

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Man the fvck up and fvck the sh!t out of her!!!

Don't let that chick outlast you!
 
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