Hello guys, there is this chick I got to know through work (not at my firm though) and got into flirting with her casually. That was a while ago (several months) and I cut off all contact with her when she told me she had a boyfriend. To top it off I was never really interested in her, she's cute but not my idea of hot, just thought she'd be good for a VSTR/booty call arrangement.
Anyway, I was near her office right before lunch today, bored with an hour to kill, so I decided to call her out the blue and take her for lunch.
Anyway, I called her up and said
Me: "Hi SoonToBeMyBootyCall, its me, Indy!"
Her: "Indy? Who.... Ohhhhh!!!! Indy! How are you? Where have you been?"
Me: "Well, I'm very close to your office and its almost lunch time, so I'm picking you up for lunch and some stimulating conversation!"
Her: "<laughs> Sounds good! Shall I come outside in a few minutes?"
Me: "No, dont come outside just yet. I'll give you a call when I'm outside and you can come down."
(maybe I should've avoided the second call but that call is to bring her down, not to confirm or anything so I thought it was okay. Also I wasnt sure how long it would take me because traffic there can be unpredictable. I could've still made her come down and wait for me though!)
Her: "Great, see you then!"
So anyway, I got to her office, called her cell up and there was no answer. So I'm life WTF!, I call her office number and the receptionist says she isnt at her desk. So now I'm starting to get annoyed when I see her dart out of her office breathlessly saying her phone isn't working properly so she came out anyway. (positive sign, this one) Anyway, she works for an IT company
and I gave her a few neghits straight off about her being so good with gadgets and ****.
Lunch was okay, I neghit her constantly, made fun of everything and was arrogant throughout it all but made sure to keep her laughing.
Examples:
Me: Today's your lucky day.
Her: Why is that?
Me: Because you finally got to go out with me.
Her: <laughs> Sure!
Me: But no touching... *I* do all the touching!
<LOL! Thanks Take No Dirt for this one, I took this right out of your post! It worked like a charm!>
Then she brought up the topic of how she was all alone on Valentine's last night and stuff, and I just grinned and said "You definitely need some excitement in your life". Then she goes on to tell me about her ex-boyfriend and how a few weeks ago she's finally broken up with him after several years of going out and blah blah.
So I listen to her for exactly one minute and I realise she's not stopping... hell she's about to get upset. This is obviously not good. So I just look at her right in the eyes and interrupt her and...
Me: "Shhh! Shut up!"
Her: "Whaaaat?"
Me: "<laughing at her expression> This isn't what I'm here for! I'm not interested in all this!"
Her: "B-b-b-ut I was in the middle of saying something, let me finish at least! <about to
resume>"
Me: "<finger to my lips, smiling a lopsided smile, looking her in the eyes> Shhhh!"
And she shut up and changed the topic! Hahahhahaaa!!! An AFC would've heard her story and gotten LJBFed in no time!
Right after this she says her mascara/eye liner whatever is running.
Me: "I didnt want to be the one to tell you..."
Her: "<shocked and laughing> No seriously? Is it that bad?"
Me: "Yep. Even the waiter is looking at you wondering whats up with it, heck, so are the people at that table over there"
Her: <playfully punches me and laughs>
During this time, I got the kino going... subtle touches, legs brushing against each other, touching her on the hand to make a point etc. Like when we met, I had held her hand a little longer than neccesary, tapped her shoulder/back a few times when walking to point out something, hand on her lower back when walking in and so on...
So now I'm taking her back to her office, there is still some time before I have to be somewhere else, and she insists I come in with her. (Possibly antichallenge going in, but I havent had a chance to sexualize things so I decide to take a risk, afterall I dont really care, but this is turning out to be a lot of fun)
So I go in, its a new office and they're still moving in so its a bit of a mess. And I tease her about being great with the inventory management and administration and stuff.
I sit with her for a bit, across her desk from her and not close enough for kino, damn. She gives me her business card. Gives me two infact, one is a "vertical" card the other "horizontal".
Me: "Ah, I get it. One is for people with long wallets and the other for short ones?"
Her: "One for people who like it straight up and the others who like it sideways <laugh>"
Me: "That tells me you're quite flexible, I like flexible women"
Then I cut it short and said I had to go, busy schedule and all and as I'm leaving,
Her: "Thanks for coming!"
Me: "<laugh> Its going to take a *little* <sarcasm!> more than just a lunch for that to happen!"
Her: "Oh you WILL! <wink>"
Heh, all in all, pretty good!
I wanted to share it with you guys because without you, I'd be a fvcking idiot who wouldn't have asked her out, would've listened to her sob about her ex and not known what to say at any point!
Muaahahahaha! Thanks guys, I owe you all a big one!
To wrap it up, if it was anywhere other than her office, I would've gone for a kiss close and I am sure I'd have gotten it.
Kino is the BOMB! Its the first time I've done it so naturally (to be honest, I just had reminded myself that when I get a chance to touch innocently, I should just DO IT) and I think it warmed her up considerably.
Humor/teasing/**** is great but keep her laughing. Ideally don't laugh at your own joke everytime!
Direct the conversation, stay in control.
[This message has been edited by indy (edited 02-15-2002).]
Anyway, I was near her office right before lunch today, bored with an hour to kill, so I decided to call her out the blue and take her for lunch.
Anyway, I called her up and said
Me: "Hi SoonToBeMyBootyCall, its me, Indy!"
Her: "Indy? Who.... Ohhhhh!!!! Indy! How are you? Where have you been?"
Me: "Well, I'm very close to your office and its almost lunch time, so I'm picking you up for lunch and some stimulating conversation!"
Her: "<laughs> Sounds good! Shall I come outside in a few minutes?"
Me: "No, dont come outside just yet. I'll give you a call when I'm outside and you can come down."
(maybe I should've avoided the second call but that call is to bring her down, not to confirm or anything so I thought it was okay. Also I wasnt sure how long it would take me because traffic there can be unpredictable. I could've still made her come down and wait for me though!)
Her: "Great, see you then!"
So anyway, I got to her office, called her cell up and there was no answer. So I'm life WTF!, I call her office number and the receptionist says she isnt at her desk. So now I'm starting to get annoyed when I see her dart out of her office breathlessly saying her phone isn't working properly so she came out anyway. (positive sign, this one) Anyway, she works for an IT company
and I gave her a few neghits straight off about her being so good with gadgets and ****.
Lunch was okay, I neghit her constantly, made fun of everything and was arrogant throughout it all but made sure to keep her laughing.
Examples:
Me: Today's your lucky day.
Her: Why is that?
Me: Because you finally got to go out with me.
Her: <laughs> Sure!
Me: But no touching... *I* do all the touching!
<LOL! Thanks Take No Dirt for this one, I took this right out of your post! It worked like a charm!>
Then she brought up the topic of how she was all alone on Valentine's last night and stuff, and I just grinned and said "You definitely need some excitement in your life". Then she goes on to tell me about her ex-boyfriend and how a few weeks ago she's finally broken up with him after several years of going out and blah blah.
So I listen to her for exactly one minute and I realise she's not stopping... hell she's about to get upset. This is obviously not good. So I just look at her right in the eyes and interrupt her and...
Me: "Shhh! Shut up!"
Her: "Whaaaat?"
Me: "<laughing at her expression> This isn't what I'm here for! I'm not interested in all this!"
Her: "B-b-b-ut I was in the middle of saying something, let me finish at least! <about to
resume>"
Me: "<finger to my lips, smiling a lopsided smile, looking her in the eyes> Shhhh!"
And she shut up and changed the topic! Hahahhahaaa!!! An AFC would've heard her story and gotten LJBFed in no time!
Right after this she says her mascara/eye liner whatever is running.
Me: "I didnt want to be the one to tell you..."
Her: "<shocked and laughing> No seriously? Is it that bad?"
Me: "Yep. Even the waiter is looking at you wondering whats up with it, heck, so are the people at that table over there"
Her: <playfully punches me and laughs>
During this time, I got the kino going... subtle touches, legs brushing against each other, touching her on the hand to make a point etc. Like when we met, I had held her hand a little longer than neccesary, tapped her shoulder/back a few times when walking to point out something, hand on her lower back when walking in and so on...
So now I'm taking her back to her office, there is still some time before I have to be somewhere else, and she insists I come in with her. (Possibly antichallenge going in, but I havent had a chance to sexualize things so I decide to take a risk, afterall I dont really care, but this is turning out to be a lot of fun)
So I go in, its a new office and they're still moving in so its a bit of a mess. And I tease her about being great with the inventory management and administration and stuff.
I sit with her for a bit, across her desk from her and not close enough for kino, damn. She gives me her business card. Gives me two infact, one is a "vertical" card the other "horizontal".
Me: "Ah, I get it. One is for people with long wallets and the other for short ones?"
Her: "One for people who like it straight up and the others who like it sideways <laugh>"
Me: "That tells me you're quite flexible, I like flexible women"
Then I cut it short and said I had to go, busy schedule and all and as I'm leaving,
Her: "Thanks for coming!"
Me: "<laugh> Its going to take a *little* <sarcasm!> more than just a lunch for that to happen!"
Her: "Oh you WILL! <wink>"
Heh, all in all, pretty good!
I wanted to share it with you guys because without you, I'd be a fvcking idiot who wouldn't have asked her out, would've listened to her sob about her ex and not known what to say at any point!
Muaahahahaha! Thanks guys, I owe you all a big one!
To wrap it up, if it was anywhere other than her office, I would've gone for a kiss close and I am sure I'd have gotten it.
Kino is the BOMB! Its the first time I've done it so naturally (to be honest, I just had reminded myself that when I get a chance to touch innocently, I should just DO IT) and I think it warmed her up considerably.
Humor/teasing/**** is great but keep her laughing. Ideally don't laugh at your own joke everytime!
Direct the conversation, stay in control.
[This message has been edited by indy (edited 02-15-2002).]
