thiers this big bullding and there are 3 main buldings connected together and me and my two friends where talking to my friend at her window then this kid comes out later where we was hanging on the steps and gets all tough saying hell beat us up if we keep making noise now see this kid think he so ghetto but i would love to fight him but he lives in the same building 3 floors below me if he sees me hell bother me and call me a wankster i rilly wat to fite him but im afraid if i do ill get jumped everyday coming home please help
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
stupid guy think he tough
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MyNameIsTaken
Don Juan
#1 Learn to spell. 
#2 Learn martial arts.
#3 Being ghetto is really gay.
#2 Learn martial arts.
#3 Being ghetto is really gay.
Mr. Debonaire
Master Don Juan
silly little noobies
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.