"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Story of a judge, crazy blonde chic, pills, and booze.

The Duke

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http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/24779009/grand-jury-declines-to-indict-dallas-judge

Basically a district judge gets drug thru the mud by a crazy blonde single mommy(Maggie Strother) who has a drinking problem and pill habit. The woman brought accusations of violence towards him but was never able to prove anything.

Click on the video and you can see where she jumps out of his moving car and then accuses him of throwing her out. haha, classic stuff. Women never want to take responsibility for their actions. Luckily the guy caught it on camera.

The judge is up for re-election but has been under a gag order. Even thought his name has been cleared in this case, the damages have been done. This woman was able to make this guy look bad thru accusations that were not proven to be true and get away with it.

Moral of the story is regardless of the outcome, this guy knew the woman was damaged goods but he kept going out with her. He put himself in a position where she could damage his career and unfortunately thats what happened.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bokanovsky

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Moral of the story: don't be dating crazy wh0res, even if you're a judge. He should have done humanity a favour and let her jump off that balcony.
 
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