Stop Spamming Wingman Forum

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

penkitten

Master Don Juan

Dec 9, 2006

please stop spamming the wingman forum with how to get hot babes on blogs, viruses and other crap.
when a mod moves or closes your thread because it is spam, DO NOT MAKE UP A NEW NAME JUST TO DO IT AGAIN. (we can see how many posts you have made.)
they keep the wingman forum open for people to find others in certain areas or because they are visiting an area and want to know where to do when they get there.

the mods keep cleaning this place up, but someone just can't stop spamming it.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.