"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"stop....it hurts" when i'm down her pants

cA^

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hey dudes, long time no see

You last visited: 07-23-2006 at 08:35 PM

hehe

anyway need abit of advice

i just turned 18 and im dating this girl thats 15 (turning 16 soon), yeah anyway i feel kinda scummy writing this on a forum hehe but anyway..

when i was in bed with her the other night at her house (her parents r cool with us sleepin in teh same bed...) then we were watchin a movie n then it ended n turned off the lamp, then i was just making out with her, anyway (we had sex on nye) i was fingering her, then id pull my fingers out n then kinda pull them up the front of her vagina...

and then she goes 'that hurts' n yeah, kinda turned away n i was like meh n went to sleep lol

what happened on nye, well the next morning i did the same thing, but i was doing it for ages n she was like kinda moaning b4 she whispered that it hurts.

now i dont have a HUGE amount of experience with chicks, but yeah when she says it hurts does she _really_ mean it or is she getting turned on or what?

arrrg advice plz:up: does shezzler still post on here?

thx dudes
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonDan

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Parents okay with u bein in her bed? wtf?!

cA^ said:
i was fingering her, then id pull my fingers out n then kinda pull them up the front of her vagina...

and then she goes 'that hurts' n yeah, kinda turned away n i was like meh n went to sleep lol

Wasup man, when you say, Pulling out and up the front, did umean u were trying to hit her g-spot or did u completely pull them out and u were rubbin her cl.it??

Anyways, My advice is, whatever you're doin that hurts, make sure its really nice and wet in their, lick your fingers every now and then (unless it stanks), but yeah, i never fingered my ex gf.. omfg.. ( i need to move on). I never fingered her cus it hurt her as well, i dunno why she could handle my penis but not a single finger? Anyways, you should try oral sex, give her some nice head for about 7 minutes and proceed to sex... see how it works..
 

cA^

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hey man, thanks for the reply

yeah what i mean is, ill be fingering her then ill pull out my finger and rub her cl.it ... and thats when she says it hurts

yeah on nye, i was pretty drunk and yea gave her oral for about 5mins then had sex n that worked fine... hehe
 

spider_007

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because it's sencative you tart.

it's even more sencative then the "head" of the "uncut" guys.

GO EASY!!!!, DON'T RUB IT, TICKLE IT.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I had the same problem until it dawned on me how hard I was actually pushing it down when I was rubbing it. What you must do is barely put down any pressure at first and just simply brush it very lightly.

I garuantee if you keep the pressure to a minimum she'll stop saying it hurts. I say this because after I made my girl sore after a night of rough rubbing she'd still let me touch it a day after as long as I didn't push down too hard.

Pressure is key!
 

BacardiGuy

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The **** itself is extremely sensitive and it is usually more uncomfortable than pleasurable for women when you touch it directly.

edit: funny how c lit is censored on a forum like this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LA_Chico

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wayword said:
Because your penis is smaller than your finger? :flowers:

haha, wow bro, thats Sig quality right there!
 

Maverick Knight

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When you're touching the c!it, you gotta remember that it's better to be gentle. Strong stuff feels better on a guy than for a chick.

Second point: lube is your friend. They sell it at the Rite Aid.
 
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