Ok being british ive not been on Spring Break , BUT I have been to many of party places in Europe – Ibiza:woo: , Aiya Napa (in cyprus). So I have lots of good experience with these sort of places.
Basically these holiday are aimed at getting fvcked and getting laid – awesome! What more could you want?
Let me just say that I HOPE to god you have mates who have game and know what to do, and wont hold back with going crazy…
When I’ve been on these holidays before NONE of my mates have game – they cant read situations, hardly approached girls (if they did talk to girls it’s the WRONG girls at the WRONG place at the WRONG time) , had wrong body language, etc… SO I was basically picking up on my own…(NOT a nice situation!)
If your mates have game (or at least understand what the game is) and can be your wingmen then you WILL have a much Easier and better time.
Is there a pool and bar at the hotel/place you are staying – make friends and socialise with all the people round it, especially during the day – some of them will be good to go out with later in the evening and there may be nice chicks to game.
I’ve had many adventures with random people from the hotel – funny stuff
Make sure you know what clubs are good and bad for girls – some clubs will have more girls in (others will just be ****fests with way too many men- make sure you identify these clubs ASAP, and don’t go back to a club with too many men)
One club I rermber – that my friends liked for some unknown reason – the girls always ended up dancing on the bars with ALL the guys in the middle staring up at them – very gay and no lay.
The clubs may have different personalities – one club may have all stuck up girls in whilst another may have easy girls in – strange but true! SO identify the good and the bad clubs…..only go to the good!
I know Texas is mostly conservative but this place you can go mental…don’t give a ****…go up to random people and give them grief (within reason- don’t get punched) give the girls banter (very very ****y and funny) I found that I could basically get away with saying anything. (
I did cross the line once when I told a random girl to “get her mushroom out” not that it actually ment anything at all, but she got very cross! – maybe she was just bitter)
If the girls get pissed off move on as there should be thousands of other girls – the girls who get pissed off will not sleep with you anyway.
Some times you will have to be more tactful and less outrageous – such as in the day when people arn’t drunk, or if her body language says so...whatever
You need to be very adept at assessing/reading the situation when with girls – be VERY aware of her body language, what the girls say etc… their reactions will enable you to judge how easy they are or if you should move on
(you don’t want to do what my clueless mates did and spend the night hanging and buying drinks for girls who wont do anything (one had a BF!) and just go home at the end) – make sure you talk to EVERY girl that you can.
The more effort you put in = the more opportunities and luck you will have !
Some of the girls will be stand-off-ish and many will be stuck up or attention *****s – move on. Be opportunistic keep looking for the good opps to talk to girls and good situational openings to talk to them.
I found that a good opening line is often just “so, where are you from” (oftem after a grind) its simple but should be good as there will be girls from all over the USA (and canada), then take the piss out of them a bit for where they come from!
The girls will be the most up for it/and going wild you probably have ever seen! And will be drunk and horny – STILL be careful of the bitter and miserable female friends who will (at least try and) ****-block you at the last minute (dot really be surprised if there are a lot like this).
:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Ugly girls – whilst we all prefer to hook up with the Hotties, so do ALL the other guys so there will likely be a lot more demand for the HB’s and they WILL be harder to pick up, SO don’t forget the drunk and most importantly easier’uglier’ girls – its only sex and the more the better. Right?
Also shagging a really big fat girl is hilarious and a good slice of “life experience” 
Also a week of hard drinking may have an effect on Mr. Willy and how he performs if you hook up…Sh#t happens…
Condoms – take some and USE! Do not go bareback – these places are STD central!
(but don’t take TOO many as fate will decide you are not to get laid at all ) if you run out just buy more. And don’t get into fights etc- there will always be a few guys making trouble- so be careful.:trouble:
They have those stages with competitions and stuff going on – go to these and get involved if you can – be a LEGEND to the other people.
Look out for the multi club tickets and deals – save money. Lots of bars may do a deal for a club entrance if you buy drinks at that bar etc…
You also wont be wanting to get “too” drunk if you wanna pick up. And eat proper meals as you will be able to function better and drink more! (many people skip meals on these holsidays and it makes them worse)
Your body – how buff are you?:rock:
I buffed up after being skinny all my life – A few girls have slept with me on these holidays JUST for my body, it’s a great feeling, and will get you a massive amount more attention - and it will let you be more outrageous to people.
Probably not enough time to do it for this year So you may want to get buffed up in time for the Next years spring break. It will be well worth the effort – in ALL your life not just these holidays.
If the people you are going with do not have game – you need to try and get them a bit more clued up about what to do – wingman wise …Urgently!
Don’t worry if you don’t remember the girls name in the morning
(this one girl I shagged once,the name she gave me changed 4 times throughout the night…?!?!?! )
KS
