"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Son, of, a, bïtch...

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abcd_z

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So I'm on one of the several forums I frequent. I see an avatar of a fairly attractive young woman. Some of her posts confirm that yes, she is female. So I decide to shoot her a PM. I'd been experimenting with going more direct, so I thought I'd give that a try.

Subject: Hi.

Message:
You're cute.

What's your story?

The next day, as I try to login:

Information
You have been permanently banned from this board.

Please contact the Board Administrator for more information.

Reason given for ban: I....PM-hitting on the mods? And [Nickname Removed] of all people? Bye.

A ban has been issued on your username.


Son of a bïtch...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Cinamon

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This happened to a friend of mine. Usually if you contact them they will investigate and reinstate your profile. Poor you. at least you know it wasnt anything personal.
 
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Facts like this are halfway between tragic and comic.
Cominc because its ridicolous,tragic because its true.
 
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Sorry dude, you may have mistaken the forum for an actual social area of the internet, but really they are just places to rant.

Thank you, have a nice day.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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