"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Someone eternally talks chit about u and msgs ur fb friends - what u do?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Spaz

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Warn them, if you could take it up the @ss then every straight men should be rightfully wary of you...haha
 

051AV

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Do you know who it is? if your friends are true to you they won't believe the bullsh*t, you can't take a swing at anybody nowadays you will get in sh*t with the law. Revenge is always the best way to take care of it, embarrass the fvcker some how in public.
 
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