Some Lambo stories...

[RichardTheFrog]

I am beginning to like Richard's fantasy life. Kind of like an ongoing soap opera. Carry on Sir, it is highly entertaining....until you get banned again.

Do I know you?

Do you think you know me?

Either way, I'm 100% certain that you have no success with females.

 

[spinich]

Yawn.....

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yawn.....

Why not put me ignore rather than harass me?

I dare you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I still say you would have done better with a puppy than the Lambo.

 

[zekko]

The actual car costs over $20 million and was owned by the King of Belgium and ruler of Belgian Congo.

Yeah, that was the guy

She looks like a drug addict. I wouldn't fvck her.

Has anybody ever posted a picture of a girl on here that everybody liked? I can't recall it ever happening.

 

[Skyline]

my latest FWB 20yo (remember.. Im 52yo, bald and a floppy arm, I drive a 2003 Golf)

I already like what I see from that angle, what's the back story with you getting with her?

 

[greatsnake]

Mods, RichardtheFrog is back. Please consider banning this member, as his conversations turn toxic

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yeah, that was the guy


Has anybody ever posted a picture of a girl on here that everybody liked? I can't recall it ever happening.

Hopefully this one.

 

[Macaframalama]

No wonder y'all suck with b!tches, acting like them and all, swinging on those nutts.

Here is the Lambo story I want to read:

A picture of it in your garage with you standing beside it. Of course that will never happen because its all fantasy.

Dude, it's done been posted already. When he first got it and gray.

 

[devilkingx2]

I was at a different Winghouse. I arrived right before dark. I wasn't sure if anyone saw it, but I parked right up front. I drank a few then left. As I was driving out of the parking lot, one of the waitresses came running out of the door and flagged me down... "What year is that?"... "2008"... "Can I ride in it?"... "For like a minute."... "Never mind." (I had a few beers so was maybe a little grumpy. But not so drunk that it impaired my driving. (Actually my habit of texting and driving is a lot more unsafe than driving after drinking 2 beers in my opinion)

https://www.sosuave.net/forum/threads/most-obvious-come-on-that-was-missed.13316/

 

[devilkingx2]

-This was the stripper I talked about in the second paragraph. The first time I met her, I she asked to drive in it. I barely even remember the conversation because I was so drunk. About a month later, I went in there again and she came up to me and I didn't remember her. She said "do you remember me?" I said no and that's weird because I usually remember people I talk to. She reminded me and then I remembered her. She told me she still wants to ride in it. I said maybe some day. I forgot to ask for her number or Snapchat and I remember thinking that I should have. So I was in there again about a month later, and talked to her and her friend. Oh yea, she also knew about my bionic d1ck because apparently I told her about that the first day. This time, I got her Snapchat. I sent her a message a few days later. She's actually pretty non-trashy as far as strippers go. She has another job at a tanning salon. She doesn't have tattoos and I don't think she does drugs if I had to guess. She's 23. She told me she wants to ride in it and to drive it. I forget exactly how the conversation went, but I asked her to send me some hot pictures to which she said she doesn't send nudes. I then asked her if she'd give me a bj if I let her drive it. She said she doesn't barter with sex and she also doesn't have sex on the first date. I said "I didn't realize this was a date." She said "I know, I'm just saying." Lol. I really haven't talked to her since.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

https://www.sosuave.net/forum/threads/most-obvious-come-on-that-was-missed.13316/

1. You've never ****ed a hot girl in your life and aren't qualified to give me advice.

2. You're missing the fact that I don't care if she was coming on to me because I'm leagues above her and she has nothing to offer me and, like any girl, is basically a liability on your life, assuming you have one.

 

[devilkingx2]

1. You've never ****ed a hot girl in your life and aren't qualified to give me advice.

2. You're missing the fact that I don't care if she was coming on to me because I'm leagues above her and she has nothing to offer me and, like any girl, is basically a liability on your life, assuming you have one.

This reponse makes it really obvious that you didn't do it on purpose lol.

You'd just shrug and be like "eh whatever she wasn't my type" if you purposefully turned her down

But since you didn't, that tells me you realized you messed up but can't do anything about it now, it's okay to admit to fvcking up, you'll just do better next time.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

This reponse makes it really obvious that you didn't do it on purpose lol.

You'd just shrug and be like "eh whatever she wasn't my type" if you purposefully turned her down

But since you didn't, that tells me you realized you messed up but can't do anything about it now, it's okay to admit to fvcking up, you'll just do better next time.

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