Solution: What if we get married and divorce every 10 years???

[Speculator E]

Hey guys,

I just had this crazy idea that offer a solution to the getting married and not get TOO screw over with the divorce laws. Therefore making marriage less risky if you do it this way.

I propose planning to get married and divorced around 10 years and every 10 years. Reason for ten years is that's when alimony laws kicks in. After the divorce you will test the strength of your relationship. If it is still strong then you can remarry. You can date after a divorce. Do this every 10 years. It'll be like renewing your marriage. Even pre-marriage relationships has breaks to test how strong it is.

Radical? How does the idea sound? What are the flaws?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

In order to renew your marriage license, every THREE years, you'd have to do the following:

1) Prove you haven't gained more than 5 lbs

2) Show evidence of having sex at least three times a week

3) Show no increase in debt

4) prove absolute fidelity

If either party misses on any of these, the marriage is annulled. Whoever misses the most goes to jail, and the other party gets everything.

 

[sharkbeat]

In order to renew your marriage license, every THREE years, you'd have to do the following:

1) Prove you haven't gained more than 5 lbs

2) Show evidence of having sex at least three times a week

3) Show no increase in debt

4) prove absolute fidelity

If either party misses on any of these, the marriage is annulled. Whoever misses the most goes to jail, and the other party gets everything.

Ooh! Sounds like a nice board game. I want to play!

 

[comic_relief]

In order to renew your marriage license, every THREE years, you'd have to do the following:

1) Prove you haven't gained more than 5 lbs

2) Show evidence of having sex at least three times a week

3) Show no increase in debt

4) prove absolute fidelity

If either party misses on any of these, the marriage is annulled. Whoever misses the most goes to jail, and the other party gets everything.

I like it

- Comic_relief

 

[glass half full]

I think we should consider every five years, personally.

 

[glass half full]

In order to renew your marriage license, every THREE years, you'd have to do the following:

1) Prove you haven't gained more than 5 lbs

2) Show evidence of having sex at least three times a week

3) Show no increase in debt

4) prove absolute fidelity

If either party misses on any of these, the marriage is annulled. Whoever misses the most goes to jail, and the other party gets everything.

I really like this. It's called "taking the power back".