"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So what's with all the hate against me guys?

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I know I've made bad threads in the past, and sometimes I might seem like a troll, but that's no reason to hate me. First off, I never was a troll, and never will be, although I admit that I didn't take some of the advice, and that's why I made so many of the same threads. And those of you who say I didn't take any advice, you know you're lying. I admit, I did flame the dudes who gave me advice, but hey man, I don't like people who are mean, and talk about stuff they don't know about. Still, I shouldn't blame the mean people, but I should blame myself, because I should've just ignored the unhelpful people in the first place, not give in to their ignorance. Make no mistake though, I'm not DreamX, I'm not a troll, and I am real. Again, for those of you say I don't take advice, you're again LYING, when I made a thread about how I was bored after school, someone suggested joining a sport, or club, and I joined the wrestling team. Yeah, I will admit that most of my threads were negative, and that my attitude sucks, but I'm now reading over my old posts, and the DJ Bible, for tips on how to improve it. And yes, I do believe that I'm deserved the ban, but I also think I'm deserving of a second chance. In the end, it really doesn't matter whether or not you guys like me or not, because even if you guys don't like me, and even if you guys do think I'm a troll, I'll keep improving.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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In the time you wrote this thread you could have approached a really really hot chick.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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your the guy that some girl said she would sleep with if you beat some other guy at a computer game, right?
 

SELF-MASTERY

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check_mate_kid_uk said:
your the guy that some girl said she would sleep with if you beat some other guy at a computer game, right?
LOL:kick:
 

cant think of a user name

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MikeViper said:
So what's with all the hate against me guys?
Not trying to be harsh, but the fact you continue to make threads like these.

Just continue to post/discuss in a polite and respectable manner, choose your words wisely, and you will be fine. For example, DON'T post something like this, because, frankly no one wants to hear it:
MikeViper said:
In the end, it really doesn't matter whether or not you guys like me or not, because even if you guys don't like me, and even if you guys do think I'm a troll, I'll keep improving.
No use trying to garner respect on an internet forum. Again, just be polite and respectable and don't post nonsense like that and you will get a good response from the forum.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cant think of a user name said:
Not trying to be harsh, but the fact you continue to make threads like these.

Just continue to post/discuss in a polite and respectable manner, choose your words wisely, and you will be fine. For example, DON'T post something like this, because, frankly no one wants to hear it:


No use trying to garner respect on an internet forum. Again, just be polite and respectable and don't post nonsense like that and you will get a good response from the forum.
What he said.
 
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