"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So this prego has been pretty friendly with me

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Another girl at work, who is prego, I mean, really obvious prego has started talking to me. I guess she is just being friendly (probably). At one point I was up at the counter with a couple people and she started to ask me a bunch of questions. What time you get off, if I want something to drink (she works at starbucks in the store). How was I doing, is she asking too many questions and other stuff. I usualy see her one or twice a week and when I do see her she's always asking me how Im doing and such. She is just super friendly. And around 8 months pregnant.

The other day I did hear something interesting come out of her mouth and that was her talking to another female coworker, "Yeah, he treats me like a b!tch, but I still love him"


So... I donno. I am just not used to this sort of thing, you know, girls just being friendly with me. Maybe I have started to carry my self a little better and people (women) have noticed
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Sometimes the hormones that come from being pregnant can increase a woman's sex drive. Just look at Phoebe on "Friends".
 

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the portugues have porn mags featuring pregnant women. maybe its cause when the stomach swells and her belly button gets pushed out, it looks like the biggest tit ever. Then you could suck her belly button and pretend your suckin a giant tit. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You shouldn't fvck her, she might have twins if you do.
 

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nkh78h said:
Sometimes the hormones that come from being pregnant can increase a woman's sex drive. Just look at Phoebe on "Friends".

Sometimes... ???? :nono:

EVERYTIME... !!! :up:

I believe it is the second or third trimester when they become so horney.

If you hit it, don't be surprised if it smells funny. Prego girls create a mucus wall to prevent infections in the womb. It doesn't smell good my friend and it isn't their faults. Just natures little barricade.

:nono: infections baby on board :p
 
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