"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I'm walking through the mall alone, women pass by in groups

Poonani Maker

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Some women are alone like me, but the Young teens sometimes will look at me walking towards me and I hear the leader say, "Let's go this way, Anywhere over hear (as if to "get away" from me i.e. fvcking with my mind - a grown MAN)." Why do girls (especially the Young Young-assed ones try to mind-fvck us like that (JUST because they see us alone doesn't mean I ain't social-proofed!)? When they're in groups they can be the Most calloused towards complete strangers such as myself. I think it has to do with the media and how they paint an alone guy or just Guys in general as mass-murderers and rapists. You know, I don't really give a sh1t. I was there to buy some clothes and I got what I wanted. I'm happy, but why should I have to put up with mall b1tches trying to get into my head and not just say, "Hello" or "How are you?" They (especially the younger mall brats) all wanta just fvck with us. Why can't I just shop in peace?

Women (especially the teenies) have bubble-gum for brains, just sticky gooey mush. They're lucky my dad and granddad and all of us guys' dads and granddads fought wars so they could be able to shop in these stupid fvckin malls. I get so sick of floosey brats, and they don't stop at their teens. It continues on unto their 30s even, I'd say. None of them are appreciative of us males. None of them have been subjugated by an invading force, rapped, pillaged, ravaged. They all had the coddling for decades, sheltered from absolute harm if given over to our enemies. They don't know how easy they've got it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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they are intimidated by your sexuality? lol

u probably know how to make good eye contact (cuz ur at this site) so in making eye contact like that with them probably throws htem through a loop. especially when they expect the "non-social proofed" guy alone to look down at his feet while the goddesses pass by.

u dont have to put up with their shyt. its hard to, especially when they make it known they are trying to get your goat (ie be loud enough for you to hear their dumb skanky ässes). wink at em or something. throw the mindfvck back at them.
 
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You seem to already successful with women and have made threads of such, don juan tips, and other threads of such -- why would you let something like that get to you? You cant win all the time.
 

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Damn straight. These little shyts are in for a big surprise. :cuss: :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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