"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IMG_0912.jpg IMG_0913.jpg IMG_0914.jpg Not sure how this will look. Anyway, went into my new supply house to set up visa payments for my customers.
Counter guy sends me into a back office. I walk in say holloooo, I hear a female voice say back here. I walk back between the cubicles and at the end tucked in the corner was this big-eye'd chesty, cute 50ish gal with a bubbly attitude. I tell her I'm the new guy to everything, the Midwest, the town, everything. We were alone and got laughing about the Podunk Midwest. She says she doesn't do Visa/Mc for her customers and I countered with "I have my customer call you, you take the money and credit it to my account" done deal..

I see no ring so I said lets go get lunch. She says she is on her lunch break with me. Hmmm ok tomorrow? She's all in and said she's only got one hour. I tell her Mexican restaurant 1-mile away, I'll get there 10-minutes early order Margy's & a taco each. She's still all in, Lunch was a lot of laughs, in the end I told her you have my number if you text me yours I'll know you want to get together again. Peck on the cheek, she walks to her car turns back and asks me what are you doing? I said watching you walk. She smiled big. So then the next day I got the text. Couple days later I returned it. (Turns out her living arrangements are separate bedrooms, she didn't want to TMI me on are first meet) Should be fun.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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