"Smurfing" the competition

[Sax God]

I know that the bulk of this forum is about speed seduction, but I thought that I would share with you all something that I found to be quite helpful.

If you are very familiar with Ross Jeffries, then you probably already know about the psychic ability to "smurf" a person. When you smurf someone, your mind forces that person to feel uncomfortable and usually the smurfed person will get up and leave.

For those of you who aren't as well-read, to smurf a person, you form a yellow sphere about yourself that fills the entire room. Once this is accomplished, you should "see" everyone in yellow tones. Then, you shape your sphere until the person whom you wish to smurf is no longer in the yellow about you. Then, you proceed to mentally see this person turn blue and shrink them, so that he looks like a smurf, hence the name "smurfing."

The person should begin to feel out of place, and when I have tried this, the person almost always leaves shortly thereafter.

Recently, I have experimented by smurfing other "alpha males" that could present competition when dealing with ladies in a social setting. I have had a tremendous response to this. Either the other men don't try to block me or they will leave altogether. I urge you to try this when seducing ladies.

Try this and let me know how it works out for you.



Sax God

 

[oreo_renegade]

Yeah, be careful though not to overdo it.

hahah I smurfed my dad on a few occasions because he kep bugin me in he car, eventually he just stfu (like in 1 min after I smurfed him)

A good way to use it is to color code people (in case you wanan take it up a notch)


Like for instance, all the hotbabes will be orange, all the people you dont care about can be green, all your friends can be red, and then the chick you wanna hit it with, she can be yellow, just like you.


You can change intensity, but stay in the color family, and then any dumbass you just cant stand then you smurf their ass.

Dont use it to be all "haha im almighty!"

Just realize that its a person who isnt having fun, who doesnt want to be there, and then help them realize that they dont fit into the social group(color family you choose) by painting them blue.

Then eventually they will realize "hey, i dont like it here, i dont belong" and they will leave.

Because that for the best anyway, no sense in them wasting their time there, and bringing others down.

 

[aBAzLLnA]

wow i have never heard of this technique before. could someone go into detail?

 

[oreo_renegade]

its pretty simple, just like he explained it.


You are at a room, and there is one person who is being a jackass, throwing paper at your head, making rude comments about your mother, etc.


So you finally decide, ok, im going to smurf them.

You sit back and imagine the universe a certain color. Im a pretty yellow person so I go with yellow myself, you should try out different colors and see which one works best for you.

Anyway, I pick hte color family, now I slowly imagine everyhting turning a bit more yellow. Everyone is now a yellow tone, and I am the best yellow, its like everyone is in "my world" now.

So then this guy here, I dont want him in my world, so I make him blue. Thats right, now I imagine him completely blue, and in fact he starts shrinking down to a little tiny blue speck. everything around ihm is yellow, hes blue, he doesnt belong, he doesnt fit in, everyon can see that.

then you just ignore them pretty much, anything htey say, it doesnt even get heard because its blue, and your world is yellow.

So bam!

 

[Dell SkyCat]

Originally posted by oreo_renegade
Yeah, be careful though not to overdo it.

Dont use it to be all "haha im almighty!"

Yes, Indeed. Becareful if you ever decide to try this. You WILL get the result.

oreo, I will shortly shoot you a PM

 

[Sax God]

I agree that this should not be overdone. It makes the person extremely uncomfortable. Use caution, too, that is not a person with whom you might need to deal with later. Their phyche might know who smurfed them. It depends on their mental awareness.

 

[Deep Dish]

Oh boy...

[On second thought, I have a LIVING dodo bird I want to sell.]

When you smurf someone, your mind forces that person to feel uncomfortable and usually the smurfed person will get up and leave.

Deep Dish sends antagonistic private message to Sax God, via the mind! I'm... sending... you... a... color. Check your psychic mailbox.

You form a yellow sphere about yourself that fills the entire room.

Why, what's wrong with red or black? How about red, white, and blue? I love being patriotic.

You proceed to mentally see this person turn blue and shrink them

Don't forget that voodoo skull cannibals use to shrink heads!

 

[simplyme]

While I don´t think, it is that easy to send telepathic messages (if it can be done at all, which I doubt too) it is a good example, of what you shouldn´t do to yourself. When you went to a room, where there was a group of people and you had some problem starting a communication, your head surely created that kind of images. Some kind of bond between or cloud around the others and you outside. This surely had the described effect on yourself.

 

[Sax God]

Originally posted by Deep Dish
Oh boy...

[On second thought, I have a LIVING dodo bird I want to sell.]Deep Dish sends antagonistic private message to Sax God, via the mind! I'm... sending... you... a... color. Check your psychic mailbox.Why, what's wrong with red or black? How about red, white, and blue? I love being patriotic.Don't forget that voodoo skull cannibals use to shrink heads!

You know, Deep Dish, you don't have to believe everything in these forums, but you are in the "Unusual Techniques" Forum. If you don't like the method, that's fine, don't try it. I'm not saying that it definately works, I'm not saying that it doesn't, but it does make you feel connected to the people you wish to be connected to and seperates you from the people you don't like. You don't have to be a horse's @$$ about something that you can't possibly understand until you've at least tried it.

The idea of these forums are to help people by any means possible. That's all I was trying to do. This psychological trick works for me, maybe you aren't into all of this psychological thinking. If this is so, go to a different forum that thinks on a slightly lower level so that you might begin to understand. We here in the Unusual Techniques Forum obviously think on a different level and are open-minded to new ideas. If you can't handle this, kindly shove off.

 

[Deep Dish]

Originally posted by Sax God
The idea of these forums are to help people by any means possible. That's all I was trying to do. This psychological trick works for me, maybe you aren't into all of this psychological thinking. If this is so, go to a different forum that thinks on a slightly lower level so that you might begin to understand. We here in the Unusual Techniques Forum obviously think on a different level and are open-minded to new ideas. If you can't handle this, kindly shove off.

Alright, being rough aside, the thing is I DO understand it, even though no I've never tried it. I'm very well aware the psychology behind what I guess can be called "voodoo beliefs". It's not that smurfing does anything at all to anyone; the fact they just happen to move away around the time you do it is pure coincidence, and for some guy to believe it was would be the placebo effect; but granted it would affect you and, concievably, compel you to make your moves in more confidence.

I now do regret the tone of my previous reply. I apologize.

 

[oreo_renegade]

Originally posted by Deep Dish
It's not that smurfing does anything at all to anyone; the fact they just happen to move away around the time you do it is pure coincidence,

actually its not even that much of a placebo effect.


Everyday of our lives, our current thoughts influence our subconcios mind, which influences the way we sit, walk, talk, breathe, and give off ALL sorts of body language.

Everyday these small subtle differences are picked up by our subconciouss mind, thats how you can tell when to ask your dad for that new bike you want, or when to stop picking on johnny because hes turned homocidal and is going to cut off your head

You can look at a person and tell they are sad, happy, excited, etc.

You might not even notice as much as just thinking "boy, there is something about jenny, she just seems so trustworthy."


They way all of this imagination stuff works is because you conciously choose to give off a certain vibe. According to right/left brain theory the right side of the brain is hte imaginative/creative side, it is also more connected to the subconcious level of thinking.


The visualizations come from the right brain, the creativity is all right brain, it then sends direct signals to your subconciousness and gives you the proper body language to display your intent.


Hence everyone in the room will pick up on your welcoming body language to them, and your disapproving vibe against the smurf.

The smurf will also pick this up, and since humans are rather social animals a social "click" will form, and the smurf will be the outcast.

Thats why smurfing works so great on a person who deserves to be smurfed, becaue then everyone else will be much more likely to mirror your body language.


If you do not believe in psychic energy work manipulation or any of those types of things, then even you can surely see the reasonable explanation of plain old physical body language communication between people.

hence it works, hence have fun

 

[sonick182]

Do you even have to have contact with this person? Or if you know that the person's an A-hole when he sees you you can just walk in, ignore the guy and then proceed to smurf him?

And this really works? that is serously sooo cool! its like the friggin jedi mind trick!

Also, where does Ross Jeffries discuss this smurfing? I have SPEED SEDUCTION in Ebook form, but its not in there (i searched the doc for SMURF)

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I'm not going to comment on the psychic stuff. However, psychologically, it does work to an extent.

Not from the psychic stuff, but from your actions. When you do something like this, you are firstly ignoring the person (and since he is annoying you, he starts feeling stupid because you are ignoring him).

Secondly, your gaze at him is somewhat intense. He will either beat the sh*t out of you or feel uncomfortable and leave because some weird guy is staring at him.

 

[Sax God]

Originally posted by sonick182
Do you even have to have contact with this person? Or if you know that the person's an A-hole when he sees you you can just walk in, ignore the guy and then proceed to smurf him?

And this really works? that is serously sooo cool! its like the friggin jedi mind trick!

Also, where does Ross Jeffries discuss this smurfing? I have SPEED SEDUCTION in Ebook form, but its not in there (i searched the doc for SMURF)

You don't have to have contact with the person at all. It does usually work. I have a recording of an old seminar of Ross's in which he discussed smurfing.

 

[sonick182]

did u get it off kazaa?? whats the filename?

 

[oreo_renegade]

bump

^^

 

[Duke]

What if there is no one to smurf? Could it be used to just help you feel more connected to people?

Is the whole concept that it's YOUR WORLD? If my world is blue and the @sswipe is red, obviously he would clash with my world. Thus I might get aggressive instead of ignoring him.

Please clarify this technique a bit more.

 

[Dell SkyCat]

Give'em the lazy eye

Another alternative to smurfing is known as the alpha male gaze. The difference with this one, Is you aren't turning anyone blue enough to make him/her uncomfortable to leave your presense.

Since you subconscious mind is a pattern recognition device and reads energy, your thoughts can send out signals as well & influence. Kinda like when a spec of blood hits the ocean and a shark miles away can sense it! Ever get certain vibes from somebody and you were right on?

Basically it works like this; Your walking in a crowded club, restuarant, school hallway, street, etc.. And someone's standing in your way. You look at them directly in the eyes or third eye and mentally shout out "GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY" "CLEAR A PATH". If you heard of this b4, you know what I'm talking about!
I first used this technique in a club when i excused myself to use the B.R. As I walk back, I notice a AMOG, I decided to get him out of *MY* way and it worked like a charm. It was so funny the way he took a step back to let me pass through.

And if anyone THINKS or ASSUMES this 'stuff' works by mere Coincidence . . . Please Take Your **** Elsewhere. We Don't Have Time For Your Ego('s)



The Cheshire Cat

P.S If you abuse this(ego)! you'll get exactly what you give

 

[Oscar Wilde]

SkyCat, do you know if the expression on your face changed too? Or was it just the stare? I'm interested in how little you need to change before someone realises subconsiously and moves...

(AMOG??)

Great topics! This stuff tempts me to go do an MPsych or something.

Oscar.

 

[sAxyguy83]

A person continuously emits a plethora of signals, most of which are emitted and percieved only subconsciously. Said signals can give information about your personality, mood, and attitude. By decidedly altering your attitude, you alter these subtle minutae, and other people pick up on this. How many of you have walked up to somebody you don't know, and even before they say or do anything you already know that they're cool, or that they're a total a$$hole, and then as you get to know them you find out that your initial vibe was dead on? That's what I'm talking about. That is how "smurfing" works. You emit signals of hostility and disdain, and the target picks these up and feels uncomfortable. Just be careful that you don't overdo it, and always watch your aim!