Smoothest breakup..

[blackjack]

I want to know ur coolest breakups. when u need to flush some unflushables.

There is this girl i need to get rid off. she had started comming too hard on me and i think i m being invaded in my space. she is talking to my family my friends and this is too soon.

I tried this.
I was sitting quietly near her and i wasent talking to her she tried many times but no reply from my side. After a few tries she suddenly asks
She: whats wrong.
Me: Nothing. (i m not looking at her watching a magazine cuz i m in her appartment)
She: no please please tell me i could help.
Me: yeah right
She: U are breaking up with me , are`t u? (puppy like face n voice)
me: are we going out .
She: (Almost crying) U are breaking up with me.
Me: (look puzzled for her) U want me to break up with u.
She: Thats what u want.
Me: I dont know what u are talking about.
She: Ok fine break up with me.
Me: OK Fine, we are broken out.
Seem relived I breath out get my ass off from her couch and try to move to her door, but i find her hugging me instantly from my back asking me can we still be friends.
After this things turn out to be pleasureable. but again in the morning I find her like a house wife .. ahh sorry not a house wife but a 50 years old house wife.
NEED HELP. .

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Do what everyone else does when they break up. Start ignoring her phone calls, tell her your busy when she asks to hang out and she'll get the clue. If she doesn't then she's waaaaaaaaaaaay too clingy. But i think even the most attached girl would get the clue after a while. You know if you tell her that its not working out and you send her in the LJBF zone, she'll call you still and try to get you to take her back.

So just start the slow but easy process of getting her out of you life.



PIMP

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by blackjack
I want to know ur coolest breakups. when u need to flush some unflushables.

There is this girl i need to get rid off. she had started comming too hard on me and i think i m being invaded in my space. she is talking to my family my friends and this is too soon.

I tried this.
I was sitting quietly near her and i wasent talking to her she tried many times but no reply from my side. After a few tries she suddenly asks
She: whats wrong.
Me: Nothing. (i m not looking at her watching a magazine cuz i m in her appartment)
She: no please please tell me i could help.
Me: yeah right
She: U are breaking up with me , are`t u? (puppy like face n voice)
me: are we going out .
She: (Almost crying) U are breaking up with me.
Me: (look puzzled for her) U want me to break up with u.
She: Thats what u want.
Me: I dont know what u are talking about.
She: Ok fine break up with me.
Me: OK Fine, we are broken out.
Seem relived I breath out get my ass off from her couch and try to move to her door, but i find her hugging me instantly from my back asking me can we still be friends.
After this things turn out to be pleasureable. but again in the morning I find her like a house wife .. ahh sorry not a house wife but a 50 years old house wife.
NEED HELP. .

That sounds like the episode of Seinfield when they were making the TV show and the female playing Elaine said that to Jerry...

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Blackjack, here's the deal, man. What you did there, all that does is confuses the issue, and confuses her. From that exchange it's hard to get any idea that breaking up really IS what you wanted to do. You act like it isn't, but that you're doing it because of something she said or did or whatever, but you don't even really make it all that clear.

That's just begging for her to call you back and bug you. Women don't like for all the little strings to be hanging off the relationship. They want everything wrapped up and tied in nice, neat little bows.

You're much better off to just tell her that you don't want to be in a relationship with her, be firm, and break off all contact with her AFTER you tell her that you're breaking up with her and give her a reason for it.