Smoothest/Best C&F Lines

[Indifference Kills]

Alright there might be some of these around other places on this site, but I want the HS versions. So give me your best most sucessful lines. :wave: yep :yes: i want yours.

:BTW id have to give props to anyone who can use this in context - :cheer: why it's here: for all those super-duper-everything-is-beatiful-go-gang-yay people, but I'm knew here so what do I know.
But yea how about those C&F lines?

 

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"hi" - PIMP

 

[Indifference Kills]

Absolutely beautiful man, its.......so......simple.....*tear*
lol

 

[shydude]

"Hey whats up" "Do i remember u from somewhere" "you look familiar" "Wow nice dress" "Hi, my name is #$%@ and you r?" "Hello, i couldnt notice, but why u always staring at me?" Well its all i can think of right now, they worked and failed.

 

[VegasGuy56]

"Hello, i couldnt notice, but why u always staring at me?"

I'm very confused by this line.

 

[S-lemond]

no offense but thoes arnt very good guys.....ok heres cha boiis, "can i ask you something, why is it that every gurl i meet tells me im goregous? plz tell me ur different, not like everyone eles.....noo way were u about to tell me...."sigh"..........this is golden man, use expression and ull be fine~!

 

[OfficeSpace]

love the pizza place c+f! reps to ya man!

 

[King Tuz]

no offense but thoes arnt very good guys.....ok heres cha boiis, "can i ask you something, why is it that every gurl i meet tells me im goregous? plz tell me ur different, not like everyone eles.....noo way were u about to tell me...."sigh"..........this is golden man, use expression and ull be fine~!

Is this Field Tested on a COLD approach?

I know this'll work with someone you already know but try opening a fresh set with it. See if it's "golden".



To the Original Poster:

DAFS

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16966

It's posted in the Bible.....TWICE!


Laaaaaaaaaaatttttttttteeeeeeeee!


End of Kintuz's Post....

 

[i am me]

nice shoes...wanna fuk

 

[Indifference Kills]

Yea i know theres other ones around here man... i was looking for ones from other highschoolers
a bit dissapointed so far to be honest....

 

[Mr_rogers]

"Hello, i couldnt notice, but why u always staring at me?"

I'm very confused by this line.

Pretty sure it's supposed to read:

"Hello, I couldn't help but notice, why are you always starting at me?" Not a perfect "translation", but I think it'll do the job.

 

[dannowillbookem]

you: i'm bored. lets go for sex and pizza
her: no, god!
you: whats wrong with pizza?

kinda old but i was just thinking of the time i told an hb9 that and she told me "no way in hell!...sex and coffee!"

 

[i am me]

Yea i know theres other ones around here man... i was looking for ones from other highschoolers
a bit dissapointed so far to be honest....

i dont use canned lines over and over again. ill do things in a similar way sometime but i try to make it up as i go, make every girl feel unique

 

[The Master Disaster]

you: My magical watch tells me your not wereing underwear.
Her: I am.
You: Oops, sorry must be an hour fast.

*Note* I've been slapped 9 out of 9 times i've used this.

 

[shydude]

you: My magical watch tells me your not wereing underwear.
Her: I am.
You: Oops, sorry must be an hour fast.

*Note* I've been slapped 9 out of 9 times i've used this.

This one is in the sosuave.com , and i used it only once, and girl was loughing!! She rejected me anyways:crackup:

 

[The Master Disaster]

This one is in the sosuave.com , and i used it only once, and girl was loughing!! She rejected me anyways:crackup:

I once asked a butch woman that pick up line.

She replied: "I don't have any underwear on." I threw up all over her.

I believe I threw up on her for a good 3 or so times but don't hold me to it. Just thinking about her skirt and her forest not having a border.

 

[shydude]

I once asked a butch woman that pick up line.

She replied: "I don't have any underwear on." I threw up all over her.

I believe I threw up on her for a good 3 or so times but don't hold me to it. Just thinking about her skirt and her forest not having a border.

:rockon: Thats awsome, next time tell her she can have ur grandmas underwear!! I wanna see u throw up then

 

[The Master Disaster]

:rockon: Thats awsome, next time tell her she can have ur grandmas underwear!! I wanna see u throw up then

Yea, I'm a cool throw-uper. I know what to do. I put on the Shades. So I may be throwing up, but at least I look Dam Good.

The women are like:

Girl 1: "Wow you see that [Stud Muffin] over there?"

Girl 2: "Where?"

Girl 1: "The [Stud Muffin] puking on that really butch girl."